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Mamdani Dethrones Gavin Newsom as U-Haul's Top Salesman
"I got into politics because I wanted to make a difference," Mamdani said. "Today, I know I've succeeded."
Nancy Pelosi Prepares for Sad Future of Outsider Trading
She's now faced with the grim reality of having to trade stocks without insider info just like a regular peasant.
Zohran Mamdani Horrified to Discover He Now Has a Job
"I didn't think this through," Mamdani reportedly told one of his aides.
Embarrassed Democrats Admit They Can't Remember Why They Shut the Government Down
"The shutdown must be about climate change or something else a lot more important-sounding."
Can You Spot the Differences Between These Grokipedia and Wikipedia Articles?
Only the slightest differences, but they are there if you look closely.
AOC Tells Mom Giving Birth to Get a Real Job
"All you do is lay around," Ocasio-Cortez reportedly said, admonishing a woman actively in labor.
America's Obesity Crisis Solved as EBT Benefits Run Out
For the first time in decades, Americans are losing weight, and they owe it all to the government shutdown.
9 Historical Objects Trump Destroyed in the East Wing
Hillary Clinton's box of cleaning cloths: How are people supposed to wipe their email servers now?
Republicans Donate $50 Million to Kamala 2028 Campaign
"Honestly, I can't think of anyone better to give our money to. At least, not since Joe Biden is unavailable."
10 Coolest Features of Trump's New White House Ballroom
Kid Rock: He'll actually just live there in the corner of the ballroom and perform whenever Trump asks him to.
Next 'No Kings' Protest to End by 4 PM So Everyone Can Get Home in Time for 'Matlock'
According to experts, "Matlock" is the life and blood of the justice system, which is why he's so appealing to the elderly.
White House Construction Crew Finds 1,357 More Cocaine Stashes
President Donald Trump was not shy about who he believed to be responsible. "Hunter Biden's legacy lives on," Trump said.
Here Are All The Things Accomplished by Last Weekend's 'No Kings' Protests
Everyone will remember where they were and what they were doing when the "No Kings" protests changed the world.
SUCCESS: After Weekend of 'No Kings' Protests, America Will Now Still Not Have Any Kings
"There are still no monarchs. It's a massive success."
Here's How 12 Different News Outlets Covered Trump's Gaza Peace Deal
"We Retract Our Previous Article Reporting Trump Killed Eleventy-Billion Gazan Children With His Bare Hands."
Clarence Thomas Gently Explains to KBJ That Not All Black People Are Mentally Disabled, Just Her
"You having an exceptionally low IQ has absolutely nothing to do with your skin color, Ketanji. You're just an idiot."
Democrats Vow to Keep Government Shut Down Until Someone Notices
"Eventually somebody will surely notice that the government is shut down. Right? We just need to be patient."
Trump Retaliates for Peace Prize Snub With Picture of the Nobel Committee in Sombreros
"When you snub someone so badly, you deserve to become a meme."
Greta Thunberg Awarded Nobel Prize for Ending the War in Gaza
"There has never been a greater hero for peace. It was all Greta."
James Comey Produces Letter Signed by 51 Former Intelligence Officials Saying He's Totally Innocent
"This is rock-solid proof of my innocence," Comey told the court as he held up the letter.