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Read more Trump Announces First 10 Executive Orders
In lieu of the National Anthem, everyone must do the "YMCA" before any sporting event.
Pete Hegseth Awarded Silver Star for Enduring Roomful of Hysterical Women
"Hearing live rounds whizzing by your head in combat is good preparation for dealing with feminist senators."
Jill Biden Prepares for Final Week as President
It will include a significant amount of time spent packing up Joe's toys and clearing out the playroom.
10 More Things Trump Plans to Rename
It's not even January 20th yet, and America can't stop winning.
The Official White House Schedule for the Final Two Weeks of Biden's Presidency
"Pizza Party on the White House lawn (with piñata, pony rides, and ice cream)."
Biden Honors Kamala Harris With Presidential Medal of Participation
"We all have to take part in what we are doing, and that time is every day."
The Bee Explains: The H-1B Visa Controversy
Here is what you need to know about the controversy ripping everyone apart.
The Babylon Bee's Predictions for 2025
We know exactly what's coming because we are prophets. Here's what you can expect.
13 Most Surprising Things in the New Spending Bill
$120 billion for the "Big Guy": One last time for old time's sake.
12 Democrats Boycotting Trump's Inauguration
The current list of Democrats refusing to attend and staying home.
9 Warning Signs an Upcoming Movie Might Be Woke
"It doesn't star Kirk Cameron, Kevin Sorbo, or Dennis Quaid."
Joe Biden Pardons Wife Jill for Impersonating a Doctor
"I am very proud to present this award to my wife... whatever her name is."
Caitlin Clark Explains That White Privilege Feels Weirdly Like Getting Beat Up by Giant Black Lesbians
"I recognize that this league was built by these gargantuan lesbians, and we must honor all the work they do punching me because of my skin color."
McDonald's Surpasses FBI in Number of Shooters Apprehended in 2024
DOGE announced that to save costs, it will simply replace all FBI agents with current McDonald's cashiers.
17 Signs of Poverty in a Capitalist Country
"You can only afford the $7000 nosebleed seats for a Taylor Swift concert."
More Accurate Wedding Vows for Him and Her
Adding these new vows will really bring weddings into the 21st century.
13 More People Biden Is Considering Pardoning
Hunter Biden may be the least controversial criminal receiving a pardon.
75% of Elves Laid Off After Elon Musk Visits North Pole
"Bloat is the enemy of efficiency," he said.