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Trump Announces Plan to Annex Canada and Rename It ‘Gay North Dakota’
Experts predicted they would be far too polite to raise any opposition to the idea.
10 Drastic Changes Kash Patel Will Make To FBI
Here are just a few of the most incredible.
Biden Forced To Issue Another Pardon After Hunter Commits 17 More Crimes
"Listen up, folks… everybody makes mistakes. Hunter is the finest and most intelligent man I've ever known."
America Starting to Think This 'Joe Biden' Guy Might Be a Liar
"I'm beginning to think he may, on occasion, not be totally honest," said local woman Amy Smith.
9 Things Public Schools Won't Tell You About the First Thanksgiving
The turkey was carved by none other than a young Joe Biden.
Musk Announces Plan to Buy MSNBC and Turn It Into a News Network
"This would be like buying Taco Bell and turning them all into high-end steakhouses."
America Is Toast: Here Are 9 More A-List Celebs Who Are Leaving
We will not survive this loss of creative genius.
Cheer Up, Libs: Here Are 10 Things You Can Still Be Thankful for This Year
We hope these ten things will get you through the next four years.
Here's How 14 Different News Outlets Are Covering the 'Trump Dance' Craze
"Do you know who else danced? Adolf Hitler."
Kamala Asks Biden to Stop Doing Trump Dance in Cabinet Meetings
Harris also asked Biden to refrain from wearing his "TRUMP 2024" baseball cap around the White House.
9 Things RFK Jr. Plans to Do on Day One to Make America Healthy Again
After implementing these simple measures, America will be fit, trim, and healthy in no time.
What's Next? Here Are 10 Great Career Options for Kamala to Consider
Despite the landslide election loss, it's clear that Kamala's future is very bright.
DOGE Identifies 535 Government Workers Who Haven't Done Any Work for Years
This particular block of useless lumps drawing government paychecks was surprisingly easy to identify and expose.
Biden Administration Declares Trump Cabinet Picks 'Unqualified'
"Trump has beclowned himself with these appointments," said Senator Elizabeth Warren, handing her makeup bag to Admiral Levine.
Newsom Assures Californians They Will Be Safe From All the Trump Administration's Prosperity, Safety, Lower Prices
"Trump's message of peace, success, and security has no power here."
Jimmy Kimmel Ratings Soar After Debuting New Segment Where He Stands There All Sad and Cries Like a Wuss
"People absolutely love getting to watch Kimmel stand there like a sissy and bawl all over himself."
4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won in 2020 and Is Now Unable to Serve Third Term
"Yeah, he actually won a second term in 2020. Sorry about that," said Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi.
'Don't Despair,' Kamala Tells Celebrating Nation
"Please, don't — please — do not despair — I'm speaking!" Harris shouted above the celebratory crowd.
Democrats Warn That if Trump Is Elected It Will Be the End of Bureaucracy as We Know It
"There is a high risk that he will completely overhaul our failed, inefficient mess of a government."
Are You Garbage? Know the Signs
We have consulted the experts to determine the clearest signs of whether or not someone is garbage.