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Trump Scores Coveted Endorsement From Hefty
The garbage vote is expected this year to be a major player in deciding every swing state.
Read more Progress: Trump Holds Most Ethnically Diverse, Pro-Israel Nazi Rally in History
"Embracing Jewish people in particular is a bold new frontier for Nazi meetings."
Trump Accused of Inappropriately Touching the Hearts of Millions of Americans
"I don't know how anyone could vote for someone after such scurrilous accusations."
9 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Hitler
What you may not know is just how similar the two fascist dictators really are.
Trump Promises to Bring Back the Good Happy Meal Toys
According to sources, Trump was appalled at the sad level of Happy Meal toys currently being offered.
Trump Puts on a Show, Harris No-Shows
Another study in contrasts between the two presidential candidates at the Al Smith Dinner.
Harris Complains She Was Not Informed the Interview Would Include Questions
"Joe never had to do anything like this! I shouldn't either!" Kamala shouted at Gayle Quare, a purple-haired intern. "Where's my shot glass??"
Democrats Wondering if It's Too Late to Go Back to Joe Biden
"I mean comparatively, Biden was like Winston Churchill compared to this word salad of vindictive psychopathy."
'Oops, We Meant to Say UP,' Explains FBI After Months of Saying Crime Is Down
Congressional Democrats appeared flustered, even ill, as Wray spoke while many Republicans rolled their eyes in annoyance.
Kamala Harris Announces All-New Original Book: 'The Art Of The Deal'
"I am happy to publish my new book of entirely new and original material," Harris said in a press release that accompanied the announcement of the book.
9 Things Trump Could Do To Guarantee Victory In November
As Election Day gets ever closer, the entire country is sitting on the edge of its collective seat.
10 Differences Between Kamala Harris and Joe Biden
You're welcome, Kamala! Next time an interviewer asks what's different, you'll be ready.
CBS Reveals They Interviewed Kamala for 721 Hours in Order to Compile '60 Minutes' of Usable Footage
"People criticizing it just don't realize all the blood, sweat, and tears that were shed to make this episode possible."
10 Clever Ways to Smuggle Humanitarian Supplies Past FEMA
All you have to do is use some good old-fashioned American ingenuity.
Democrats Cruelly Make Fun of Autistic African-American Jumping for Joy
"It's very sad, very sad, but unfortunately in character for Democrats."
Thousands of Migrant Farmworkers Head North in Preparation for the Democrat Ballot Harvest
"It's going to be a bumper crop. So many ballots to harvest, and so few harvesters."
8 More Historical Events Tim Walz Has Claimed to Be At
No one can compare to the storied journey of one Timothy J. Walz.
Harris Supporters Trying to Figure Out How to Convert Joy Into Groceries
"Can anyone tell us what the current joy-to-groceries exchange rate is?"
DOJ Indicts JD Vance for Brutally Beating 3 Women
"We will be forced to issue a warrant for his arrest if he does not turn himself in… or just drop out of the race."