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Tim Walz Really Excited After Hearing He Might Get Spanked at Debate
"I was nervous at first ... but I didn't realize it was that kind of a debate."
Eric Adams Declares New York a Sanctuary City for Mayors Facing Federal Criminal Charges
A caravan of panicked Democratic mayors from all across the country has formed to march to New York.
'共产主义是最好的! 好好好!' Says Tim Walz in Eloquent Rebuttal of Alleged Ties to China
"Just because I went on a couple of spa dates with Xi, everyone thinks I'm some type of undercover Chinese asset."
Here Are the Remaining 10 Celebrities Who Haven't Endorsed Kamala Harris
While she may have a lot of stars on her side, she doesn't have the ones that really matter.
15 Seconds Into Kamala Harris Interview, Oprah Decides to Endorse Trump
Winfrey announced that everyone in attendance would receive a free MAGA hat.
Here Are 9 AI-Generated Deep Fakes of Gavin Newsom That Are Illegal to Share in California
Don't worry, nobody's laughing at you. Please don't put us in jail. Yet.
Rashida Tlaib Uninjured After Her Pager Mysteriously Explodes
"She said it was a gift from some dear friends," one staffer explained.
Woman Who Made Career Singing About Her Bad Choices Endorses Kamala
"She's got so much experience making wrong decisions, who better to decide what's right?"
In Brief Moment of Lucidity, Biden Endorses Trump
"Listen, folks. Here's the deal. You know who to vote for," Biden said to the assembled crowd.
Trump Jumps 30 Points in the Polls After Telling Kamala Harris to Be Quiet
"Man, she's so annoying," said a New York native and lifelong Democrat. "I can't stand her voice."
Kamala's 7 Debate Demands Revealed
Jamaal Bowman must be stationed by the fire alarm — just in case things aren't going Kamala's way.
10 Famous Quotes From History as Reported by the Associated Press
Commemorating the AP's long and distinguished record of quoting people accurately.
After Motorcade Involved in Fender Bender, Tim Walz Adds Purple Heart to Resume
The Minnesota governor decided it was a good enough opportunity for him to spiff up his military career just a little more.
Tim Walz's Dog Endorses Trump
"Bark!" said Scout in a statement. "Woof!" said Scout, doubling down on his position.
10 Ways Kamala Addresses Crowds of Different Races
"For an Italian-American crowd, shout 'Mamma mia! Let's-a-go vote for-ah Kamala!'"
'What Do YOU Think My Policies Might Be?' Kamala Harris Asks CNN's Dana Bash During Interview
Bash was reportedly stunned by the genius of the retort.
Kamala Explains 93% of Staff Quit Because They Couldn't Handle the Joy
"They quit because they are literally overdosing on joy."
Post Office Issues New Commemorative Kamala Harris 'Fweedom' Stamp
"Without that voice in the stroller proclaiming 'fweedom' in Selma, we might not be where we are today as a country."
RNC vs. DNC: A Comparison
Who would have guessed that the two parties would have so much in common?
Eight Harrowing War Stories From Tim Walz, the Man Who Was There
These stories are nearly impossible to believe, but he swears they are true.