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DNA Test Reveals Kamala Harris Actually 98% Vodka
It was previously thought that such incredible levels of vodka were incompatible with human life.
Hillary Clinton Meets With Kamala to Help Her Improve Her Black Accent
When Clinton offered her expertise, Harris said she just couldn't refuse.
'Sorry, No Refunds,' Says Hunter Biden to All the Foreign Governments That Sent Him Bribes
"Ugh, what am I going to do with this painting now?" the Supreme Leader of Iran said.
Biden Wakes Up From Nap, Asks if He Missed Anything
"Anything happen while I was out? Nothing? Geez, you guys sure are quiet."
Revealed: Biden's Nickname for Each Member of His Administration
Take a look and see how Biden really thinks about his inner circle.
In Brief: Biden vs. the Almighty
Satire: Biden says he will not allow elites like God Almighty to push him around.
How CNN Reported 7 Famous Assassinations Throughout History
Thanks for all your hard work through the years, CNN!
Media Who Refused to Report on Biden's Decline Furious That Nobody Reported on Biden's Decline
"Whose job was it to report about this?!" demanded CNN correspondent Jim Acosta.
12 Most Horrifying Plans in Project 2025
Have you taken the time to learn what Project 2025 actually contains?
Nancy Pelosi Says We Must Re-Elect Biden to See if He's Senile
"A vote for Donald Trump is a vote to make Joe Biden's level of dementia a permanent mystery."
Biden Campaign Unveils New Slogan 'Only Senile Some of the Time'
"People don't realize that he's actually fairly lucid for about three to four hours each day."
Liberal Unsure Which Gender This Pride Flag Represents
"Which one is queer? Is that little white stripe for Palestine or for pansexuality?"
Report: Next Presidential Debate to Be Held at TopGolf
Each candidate will have an opportunity to hit three drives before moving on the Angry Birds game.
Biden Invents New Language on Live TV
The debate moderators appeared to struggle with Biden's fantastic and efficient new language at first.
Assange Plea Deal Includes Free Flight Home on a Boeing
The Department of Justice offered Edward Snowden a special plea deal with a free Boeing flight as well.
White House Dispatches Cast of 'Queer Eye' to Negotiate Ceasefire With Hamas
The cast had not been heard from for over five days after they met up with Hamas leaders.
White House Claims Terrible Economy Is Just a Deepfake
"I'm surprised you all got fooled so easily," chuckled White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre.
G7 Officially Changed to G6 After Biden Wanders Off Again
"Let's just go down to six nations, guys... I'm so tired of fetching him."
As Russian Warships Threaten Florida Coast, Biden Responds Decisively to Ensure Safety of All Pride Murals
"We'll make sure that they can't take any of their malarkey against our Gaza Pride folx!"
President Biden Says He Is Still Proud of His Son for Getting Away With Everything Else He Did
Such as drug possession, underage sex trafficking, and bribery.