Features
What we've featured on the front page — analysis, opinion, and Alexander's columns — day by day.
Thursday, January 1, 2026
Pseudo-Recessions
The pseudo-recession of 1992 should remind the Trump people not to repeat the same mistake in the 2026 midterms.
Wednesday, December 31, 2025
RFK Jr. Is Right About 'Gender-Affirming Care'
The HHS secretary, to say the least, isn't always very careful about evidence, but, on this one, the most painstaking research is on his side.
Lessons to Learn From the Welfare Mega-Fraud Scandal in Minnesota
The Somalians so prominent in the massive fraud come from a country with values and reality the total antithesis of what our country is about.
Doomed?
Are the predictors of doom correct? Will America collapse like so many civilizations before us?
The Heart of Trump's Deportation Push
It's obvious that crossing illegally into the U.S. should have serious consequences.
Readers' Choice: Best of Alexander for 2025
A compilation of 2025's most popular analysis from Mark Alexander.
Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained a Copy of Trump's New Year's Resolutions
Build a wall around New York City: To keep the riffraff from escaping into the U.S.
Tuesday, December 30, 2025
The Babylon Bee Announces Its 'Persons of the Year' Awards for 2025
Manliest Person of the Year: Justin Trudeau. When we think testosterone, we think Justin.
The Economists Got 2025 All Wrong
These prophets of doom will continue to give the entire economics profession a black eye. No wonder it is known as "the dismal science."
How AI Undermines Education
The brain is a muscle. Schools need to demand students exercise this muscle, not outsource their thinking to ChatGPT.
Harvard Says Yes to Discrimination, No to Western Civ
Harvard and its peers have replaced Western history with global history — and merit with identity politics.
Peter Navarro's Book Is a Raw Retelling of His Experience in Prison
If this could happen to a senior White House official, then what is stopping the justice system from allowing this to happen to anyone?
Wrong Predictions? Never Mind
Democrats and their media mouthpieces have consistently predicted monetary collapse from President Trump's policies.
Readers' Choice: Best of Analysis for 2025
Some of our editorial team's most popular and important analysis articles for the year.
Monday, December 29, 2025
5 Reasons Why the Second Trump Administration Is Different Than the First
This article aims to articulate the most important reasons behind the change in behavior.
In a Gloomy Winter, Read a Couple of Classic Books
Great writers of the past take us to places and introduce us to people who turn out to be vaguely familiar to what we see around us now.
Readers' Choice: Best of Cartoons & Memes for 2025
Behold, a few of the funniest items from our Memesters Union for the year.
Check Out These Amazing Features on the New Trump-Class Battleship
Loudspeakers play YMCA to start every morning: The Village People promote a warrior spirit.
Saturday, December 27, 2025
Readers' Choice: Best of Right Opinion for 2025
A selection of articles our editorial team thought best represented both the news and reader interest in 2025.
Friday, December 26, 2025
Don't Blame Santa
My wife's experience with the postal clerk might explain why some of the Christmas presents we sent or were expecting to arrive never showed up.