Kerry's Ketchup Money

The ketchup money can’t be tapped, but Sen. John Kerry’s personal wealth owes something to the extensive holdings of his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, an heir to millions after the 1991 death of her first husband.

Mr. Kerry, the front-runner for tomorrow’s Democratic primary in New Hampshire, in December lent his campaign $850,000 from his own considerable fortune. Most recently, he injected about $6 million from a mortgage of his share of his home.

Forbes magazine estimates the couple’s wealth at $550 million, which includes Mrs. Kerry’s inheritance from her late husband, Sen. H. John Heinz III of Pennsylvania, who was part of the Heinz food-product empire.

The figure makes Mr. Kerry the wealthiest member of Congress, although campaign-finance law makes his wife’s inheritance off-limits.

The couple’s holdings include major investments in Heinz interests, including several bond funds and family trusts, according to financial-disclosure forms filed last year.

Mr. Kerry, who worked as a lawyer before entering Congress, has insisted that the bulk of the family fortune belongs to his wife. The disclosure form lists investments and holdings worth between $400,000 and $1.8 million.

Stock holdings include steady, long-term performers, including Microsoft, Wal-Mart and Walt Disney. It also notes “one painting held as investment” worth between $250,000 and $500,000, as well as ownership interest of the same amount in Thyme Square restaurant, although its location is not noted.

The Kerrys’ home, in Boston’s upscale Beacon Hill neighborhood, was purchased jointly by the couple about the same time they married in 1995. The value is estimated at between $10 million and $12 million.

Under federal election law, Mrs. Kerry cannot contribute more than $2,000 to her husband’s campaign.

Records show that Andre Heinz, Mrs. Kerry’s son, contributed $2,000 to the campaign in March. There is no record of money coming from Mrs. Kerry.

Bolstered by the Iowa caucus victory, the Kerry campaign set a goal of raising $1 million before tomorrow’s New Hampshire primary. As of Friday, a little more than $800,000 had been tallied.

Mr. Kerry announced in November that he would not seek matching funds, shortly after fellow candidate former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean said he would eschew such financing.

There is a risk in self-funding, said Sheila Krumholz, research director of the Center for Responsive Politics, a D.C.-based group that tracks campaign finance.

“They have to be certain that the money they are using is their own,” she said. “And there are areas that would come back to haunt them, such as conflicts of interest. But I do not recall any scandals about candidates who have done this before.”

Mr. Kerry and Mr. Dean, both of whom have earned respectable ratings in national polls, are following a recent tradition that has been the domain of long shots: Republican Steve Forbes and Reform Party candidate Ross Perot funded their own candidacies in the 1990s.

ONE of the surest ways to get the phones ringing on any Massachusetts talk-radio show is to ask people to call in and tell their John Kerry stories. The phone lines are soon filled, and most of the stories have a common theme: our junior senator pulling rank on one of his constituents, breaking in line, demanding to pay less (or nothing) or ducking out before the bill arrives.

The tales often have one other common thread. Most end with Sen. Kerry inquiring of the lesser mortal: “Do you know who I am?”

And now he’s running for president as a populist. His first wife came from a Philadelphia Main Line family worth $300 million. His second wife is a pickle-and-ketchup heiress.

Kerry lives in a mansion on Beacon Hill on which he has borrowed $6 million to finance his campaign. A fire hydrant that prevented him and his wife from parking their SUV in front of their tony digs was removed by the city of Boston at his behest.

The Kerrys ski at a spa the widow Heinz owns in Aspen, and they summer on Nantucket in a sprawling seaside “cottage” on Hurlbert Avenue, which is so well-appointed that at a recent fund-raiser, they imported porta-toilets onto the front lawn so the donors wouldn’t use the inside bathrooms. (They later claimed the decision was made on septic, not social, considerations).

It’s a wonderful life these days for John Kerry. He sails Nantucket Sound in “the Scaramouche,” a 42-foot Hinckley powerboat. Martha Stewart has a similar boat; the no-frills model reportedly starts at $695,000. Sen. Kerry bought it new, for cash.

Every Tuesday night, the local politicians here that Kerry elbowed out of his way on his march to the top watch, fascinated, as he claims victory in more primaries and denounces the special interests, the “millionaires” and “the overprivileged.”

“His initials are JFK,” longtime state Senate President William M. Bulger used to muse on St. Patrick’s Day, “Just for Kerry. He’s only Irish every sixth year.” And now it turns out that he’s not Irish at all.

But in the parochial world of Bay State politics, he was never really seen as Irish, even when he was claiming to be (although now, of course, he says that any references to his alleged Hibernian heritage were mistakenly put into the Congressional Record by an aide who apparently didn’t know that on his paternal side he is, in fact, part-Jewish).

Kerry is, in fact, a Brahmin - his mother was a Forbes, from one of Massachusetts’ oldest WASP families. The ancestor who wed Ralph Waldo Emerson’s daughter was marrying down.

At the risk of engaging in ethnic stereotyping, Yankees have a reputation for, shall we say, frugality. And Kerry tosses around quarters like they were manhole covers. In 1993, for instance, living on a senator’s salary of about $100,000, he managed to give a total of $135 to charity.

Yet that same year, he was somehow able to scrape together $8,600 for a brand-new, imported Italian motorcycle, a Ducati Paso 907 IE. He kept it for years, until he decided to run for president, at which time he traded it in for a Harley-Davidson like the one he rode onto “The Tonight Show” set a couple of months ago as Jay Leno applauded his fellow Bay Stater.

Of course, in 1993 he was between his first and second heiresses - a time he now calls “the wandering years,” although an equally apt description might be “the freeloading years.”

For some of the time, he was, for all practical purposes, homeless. His friends allowed him into a real-estate deal in which he flipped a condo for quick resale, netting a $21,000 profit on a cash investment of exactly nothing. For months he rode around in a new car supplied by a shady local Buick dealer. When the dealer’s ties to a congressman who was later indicted for racketeering were exposed, Kerry quickly explained that the non-payment was a mere oversight, and wrote out a check.

In the Senate, his record of his constituent services has been lackluster, and most of his colleagues, despite their public support, are hard-pressed to list an accomplishment. Just last fall, a Boston TV reporter ambushed three congressmen with the question, name something John Kerry has accomplished in Congress. After a few nervous giggles, two could think of nothing, and a third mentioned a baseball field, and then misidentified Kerry as “Sen. Kennedy.”

Many of his constituents see him in person only when he is cutting them in line - at an airport, a clam shack or the Registry of Motor Vehicles. One talk-show caller a few weeks back recalled standing behind a police barricade in 2002 as the Rolling Stones played the Orpheum Theater, a short limousine ride from Kerry’s Louisburg Square mansion.

The caller, Jay, said he began heckling Kerry and his wife as they attempted to enter the theater. Finally, he said, the senator turned to him and asked him the eternal question.

“Do you know who I am?”

“Yeah,” said Jay. “You’re a gold-digger.”

John Kerry. First he looks at the purse.

Howie Carr, a Boston Herald columnist and syndicated talk-radio host, has been covering John Kerry for 25 years.

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