WARNING! IMMEDIATE THREAT! WMD FOUND THROUGHOUT THE USA!
WMD, Weapons of Mass Destruction, have been found throughout the United States of America, posing a clear and present danger to our national security here-at-home, and to the safety of the American fighting men and women in Iraq, Afghanistan, and other terrorism hot-spots abroad. Most of the weapons are concentrated in and near the cities of New York, Washington, and Boston, but many more are scattered throughout the entire United States and even around the world.
Most of these devices are set to attack our infrastructure slowly and methodically, and they are almost all referred to by acronyms. The most notable of these deadly weapons are called NBC, CBS, ABC, and DNC.
These weapons were developed during the Viet Nam War, decades ago, but have since been honed to a razor-like quality, able to cut right through the morale of our troops risking their lives in foreign theaters.
One of the greatest catastrophes brought about by these WMD's was the 1968 Tet Offensive in Viet Nam. Although American soldiers and Marines were victorious in repelling human wave attacks and literally decimating the North Vietnamese Army and Viet Cong, who launched a countrywide coordinated offensive all over the nation of Viet Nam, the American media, a collective name of this destructive force, presented the Tet Offensive to the unknowing American public as a major military coup for the communists. The commander of all communist forces, General Vo Nguyen Giap, wrote in his autobiography that the North Vietnamese were going to ask the United States if Hanoi could make a conditional surrender after the 1968 Tet Offensive, but the media changed their minds. The declarations that we were devastated by the Tet Offensive, fed the anti-war forces in the USA, which in turn, empowered the communist government in Hanoi to persist. Hanoi was boosted by the more enthusiastic rantings of the anti-war protestors and chose to wait out the US, which in time, proved successful. The earliest of these WMD's had proven effective in bringing our mighty nation to our knees when no other country in the world could even come close to defeating us.
Although large and cumbersome weaponry, the Media WMD proved that it can self-generate and run on a simple principle, "If you tell someone they are a loser long enough, they will believe you."
Although fundamentalist Muslims declared "Jihad" (Holy War) on us a couple decades ago, the Media WMD has also provided excellent camouflage for the enemy elements, so in fact, until September 11, 2001, most of us did not realize we were actually at war, in what the extreme fundamentalist Muslims call the "Third Great Jihad." Despite our obvious losses on that day in September 2001, many have now figured we are supposed to be back at peacetime, because of the great attacking and camouflaging capabilities of the weapon, which also systematically goes after the commander-in-chief and upper echelon personnel in the deadly War on Terrorism.
Two other very lethal WMD's known as the JFK and E"T"K Systems have been attacking our command elements with frontal assaults, sniping, and back-stabbing, in an effort to infiltrate the highest offices of our government. The acronyms JFK and E'T"K, of course, mean John Forbes Kerry and Edward "Ted" Kennedy, the former being an expert at subterfuge, disinformation, and a chameleon-like ability of camouflaging itself. The latter is known as an absolute deadly master at night-time waterborne assault operations, as well as escape and evasion tactics.
How can this WMD menace be destroyed? It cannot. It is, sadly, powered by one of our strongest forces, the "freedom of the press," so cannot be destroyed, but can only be self-reprogrammed into a force to benefit our side in the War on Terrorism, but this can only be achieved though self-monitoring and self-actualization. In the meantime, we all must help fight against this intended infiltration into our highest offices. Our nation's fighting men and women overseas and families and friends here, must stay focused on eventual victory and despite the vast Media WMD propaganda efforts, keep realizing they are part of the greatest fighting force in the world and are supported by a vast majority of our citizenry and will be victorious by simply persisting. Many have preached gun control, but have failed to ask for control of a much more deadly weapon and larger and more powerful weapon, a weapon of mass destruction, the American news media. Don Bendell served as an officer in four Special Forces Groups, including a tour on a green beret A-team(Dak Pek) in Vietnam in 1968-1969, and was in the Top Secret Phoenix Program, is a top-selling author of 21 westerns, science fiction, and non-fiction Vietnam books, with over 1,500,000 copies of his books in print worldwide, a 1995 inductee into the International Karate Hall of Fame, a 7th degree black belt master in four martial arts, and owns karate schools in southern Colorado.