If you need to get in touch with DemoCare officials for any questions regarding health exchanges, the Obama administration has kindly set up a convenient hotline for you.

It’s behind those numbers that raise a few eyebrows. “After allowing for the lack of letters attached to 1 on a traditional American telephone keypad, the number spells out a clear message,” reports the Daily Caller. “For every duped voter, every young invincible weighing the cost of a penalty versus a newly tripled yearly deductible, every ailing old granny in a wheelchair (whom, remember, Paul Ryan wants to push off a cliff) who needs adequate and affordable health care, Obama’s message is: 1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C ) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O). That’s 1-800-F**KYO.”

“HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius made the MSM blitz by announcing the website, glitches and all, and the national call-in center, which is 1-800-318-2596,” explains HotAir’s Duane Patterson. “Now to make this work, you have to skip the 1, because on a phone keypad, no letters are assigned to the number 1. But spell out the rest, and this is what you get.”