Greenpeace is out with a new video urging citizens to act now lest they want Christmas cancelled because of global warming. In the video, a distressed Santa says: “Dear children, regrettably I bring bad tidings. For some time now, melting ice here in the North Pole has made our operations and our day-to-day life intolerable and impossible and there may be no alternative but to cancel Christmas. I have written personally to President Obama, President Putin – all world leaders. Sadly my letters have been met with indifference. Needless to say these individuals are now at the top of my naughty list. My home in the Arctic is fast disappearing and unless we all act urgently then I have to warn you of the possibility of an empty stocking forevermore. Please help me.” According to the website, SaveSantasHome.org, by signing the petition “you will be joining Vivienne Westwood, Jude Law, Paul McCartney and Madonna in helping create a sanctuary around the North Pole.” How special. In other news, record cold, ice and snow has been sweeping the country…