Harry Reid’s retirement brought an offer of celebration from an economic quarter he did his part to stimulate. In fact, they’re so grateful, a brothel called “Sheri’s Ranch” offered to host a retirement party for the senator. In an open letter, they write, “Your work over the years has positively affected the lives of the legal prostitutes of Sheri’s Ranch.” Specifically, they thank Reid for cracking the whip to pass ObamaCare, his work to “ban workplace discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity” and his opposition to the Yucca Mountain nuclear waste repository. “For these reasons, and for many more not mentioned in this letter,” they write, “The Resort and Spa at Sheri’s Ranch would be honored if you would consider our brothel the official venue for your 2016 retirement party.” It sure would be appropriate, because, as Ronald Reagan once quipped, “It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.”