The BIG Lies

“Donald Trump when he was president negotiated one of the weakest [Afghanistan] deals you can image.” —Kamala Harris

“It is very well known that Donald Trump is weak and wrong on national security and foreign policy.” —Kamala Harris

“If Donald Trump were president, Putin would be sitting in Kiev right now.” —Kamala Harris

“The United States Supreme Court recently ruled that the former president would essentially be immune from any misconduct if he were to enter the White House again. Understand, this is someone who has openly said he would terminate … the Constitution of the United States. That he would weaponize the Department of Justice against his political enemies. Someone who has openly expressed disdain for members of our military.” —Kamala Harris

“Let’s remember Charlottesville, where there was a mob of people carrying tiki torches, spewing anti-Semitic hate. And what did the president then at the time say? ‘There were fine people on each side.’” —Kamala Harris

“Donald Trump actually has no plan for you because he is more interested in defending himself than he is in looking out for you.” —Kamala Harris

Useful Idiot

“Far too many innocent Palestinians have been killed. Children, mothers. … We must chart a course for a two-state solution.” —Kamala Harris

Belly Laugh of the Day

“What I do offer is a new generation of leadership for our country.” —Kamala Harris

Inquiring Minds Want to Know

“We are hearing from Goldman Sachs and other Wall Street analysts that Harris will be better for reducing debt than Trump. They seem to agree that a $4.6 trillion tax increase on business and investors is just what the doctor ordered. Have they told their clients that?” —Stephen Moore

For the Record

“The electorate, which seems to treat critical thinking like a sin rather than a virtue, rewards politicians who pretend to change, while simultaneously ignoring other politicians who have always held those views and have been hamstrung by their pesky insistence on saying what they actually believe.” —Ian Haworth

“In just a few short years, we’ve gone from expecting politicians to at least tell us they love us to our faces before we invite them in for coffee to accepting a text from an anonymous friend promising us that, yes, the politician does love us, no matter what they wrote on Instagram.” —Ian Haworth

And Last…

“Reminder: Taylor Swift has built an entire career on her inability to choose the right man. Now, she wants us to trust her to choose our next President. Yeah, I’ll pass.” —CJ Pearson

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