Globalist Overlords

“You have a right to homeownership, regardless of legal status.” —Prysma Lending Group on facilitating mortgages for illegal immigrants, all while young Americans are unable to purchase a starter home

Self-Aggrandizing

“This book is about the virtues vital to our success as a nation and lessons we can draw from generations of Americans who fought for them.” —Sen. Cory “Spartacus” Booker promoting his new book about his 25-hour non-filibuster

Braying Jenny

“Women’s reproductive health is about our life. It’s about this whole complicated reproductive system that the least of what it does is produce life. It’s a very important thing that it does, but you only produce life if the machine that’s producing it — if you want to whittle us down to a machine — if the machine is functioning in a healthy, streamlined kind of way.” —Michelle Obama downplaying the miracle of life in the womb but also admitting that it’s life in the womb

Non Compos Mentis

“Christianity has long revered saints who would be called ‘transgender’ today.” —headline in The Conversation

Double Standards

“Too many are watching what is happening in America and realize that there are indeed two systems of ‘justice,’ and that is highly disconcerting. One group feels that anyone violating their ideological agenda and purposes must be persecuted and prosecuted. … Then there is the other group that is reticent and recalcitrant to be bold and hold individuals accountable for their actions in violating the rule of law.” —Allen West

Judicial Activism

“The Supreme Court’s recent opinions are confusing and disingenuous enough to allow the Left to claim that every illegal alien has a right to an attorney, a right to a trial, a right to appeal, and the right to appeal all the way to the Supreme Court.” —Gary Bauer

“These judges are threatening to undermine the credibility of the United States on the world stage. … Ultimately, the Supreme Court must put an end to this, for the sake of our Constitution and our country.” —White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt

Upright

“As my scheduled time as a Special Government Employee comes to an end, I would like to thank President @realDonaldTrump for the opportunity to reduce wasteful spending. The @DOGE mission will only strengthen over time as it becomes a way of life throughout the government.” —Elon Musk

The Empire Strikes Back

“DOGE fought the swamp, and so far, the swamp has won.” —Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis

And Last…

“I wanna live in an America where the guy uncovering the waste and fraud STAYS and the politicians profiting from it GO.” —Jimmy Failla