Braying Jenny

“[Republican lawmakers] want to show that they are loyal to this … wannabe Hitler [Donald Trump].” —Rep. Jasmine Crockett

Dumb & Dumber

“All these Democrats say, ‘You have to talk about and realize that people are really upset about illegal immigration.’ F*** you. How do you think your hotel room gets cleaned? How do you think you have food on your f***ing table? Who do you think washes your dishes? Who do you think does your f***ing garden?” —Hunter Biden

“White men in America are 45 more times [sic] likely to commit a f***ing violent crime than an immigrant.” —Hunter Biden

“According to DHS … the greatest domestic threat facing the United States comes from ‘racially or ethnically motivated violent extremists, specifically those who advocate for the superiority of the white race.’” —Minneapolis Democrat mayoral candidate Omar Fateh in 2023

A Broken Clock Is Right Twice a Day

“Constipated. Leaderless. Confused. A cracked-out clown car. Divided. These are the words I hear my fellow Democrats using to describe our party as of late. The truth is they’re not wrong: The Democratic Party is in shambles.” —Democrat strategist James Carville

“As ‘progressives,’ Democrats, progressive parents, enlightened ones … we’re constantly talking about what’s wrong with the boys instead of what’s right with them. … We haven’t been as willing, I think, to be intentional about investing in the boys, and that’s been a mistake.” —Barack Obama

Upright

“Sanctuary cities are sanctuaries for criminals. … Sanctuary cities are now our priority. We’re going to flood the zone.” —border czar Tom Homan

For the Record

“There has never been any evidence that making millions of travelers shed their shoes contributed to anyone’s safety. It was all security theater — a ritual that looked tough and felt serious but did nothing to actually make air travel more secure. … From the day it was created, the TSA has specialized in fighting the last war and in overreacting to one-time long shots.” —Jeff Jacoby

And Last…

“The Washington ‘Whatever’s’ should IMMEDIATELY change their name back to the Washington Redskins Football Team. There is a big clamoring for this.” —Donald Trump