Braying Jenny

“What we need is for me to have a bigger voice.” —Representative Jasmine Crockett

A Blind Squirrel Finds a Nut

“We don’t seem to be able to even take on these tough issues in the Democratic party.” —Democrat Rep. Seth Moulton on gender ideology

Too Little, Too Late

“How Biden Ignored Warnings and Lost Americans’ Faith in Immigration” —New York Times Headline December 7th 2025

Read the Room

“I think all of us need to wake up every morning, look in the mirror and say: What are we doing, what am I doing to make… to make all of our immigrants feel more welcome.” —'Republican’ Senator John Curtis

Stranger than Fiction

“Our police officers will not coordinate with ICE or any federal agency around immigration law enforcement.” —Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey

Village Idiot

“No, I don’t think we got anything wrong.” —Adam Schiff on the Russiagate hoax

Belly Laugh of the Day

“It turns out the hottest gift this holiday season is a one-way ticket to Venezuela.” —Jimmy Failla

Plain and Simple

“There is no constitutional right for illegal aliens to cross the border, have a child, and give that child U.S. citizenship.” —Tom Cotton

Good Question

“The real billion-dollar question, I suppose, is how much money has Candace Owens made milking the assassination of Charlie Kirk?” —Tim Pool

American Spirit

“I want to see people that contribute. I don’t want to see Somalia. I don’t want to see a woman that y'know marries her brother to get in and then becomes a congressman and does nothing but complain. All she does is complain, complain, complain.” —Donald Trump on who he wants to see coming into the US

For the Record

“Importing Somalis to America didn’t give them American values. They brought their pre-existing values to America and ripped off taxpayers for billions. They brought clan rivalries from Somalia along with them as well.” —Victor Joecks

“What kind of supervision can a president—any president—exercise if he can’t fire officials who ignore his commands or take policy positions opposite those of his own administration?” —Hans Von Spakovsky