Lawfare, Continued…

“Let’s talk about your future, your post-November future. The Democrats are going to investigate you to no end. Then they’re going to start going after you. Then they’re going to start figuring out where all the money stolen is. Then they’re going to go after your stupid jack**s kids and their spouses and all the other bulls*** that you see, and they’re going to investigate the s**t out of you.” —Democrat strategist James Carville regarding President Donald Trump

Braying Jenny

“I’m not one of the poorly educated, okay? Those are the ones [Donald Trump] thinks he can get to.” —"The View" co-host Joy Behar

Non Compos Mentis

“If I steal someone’s wallet in Japan, the Japanese authorities can arrest me and prosecute me. … Even though I’m a temporary traveler, I’m just on vacation in Japan, I’m still locally owing allegiance in that sense.” —Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson rationalizing birthright citizenship

Touché

“The more you hear Ketanji Brown Jackson talk, the more you realize why Democrats think women are too dumb to get voter ID.” —Jimmy Failla

Make It Make Sense

“An American citizen’s baby can’t become a Chinese citizen by being born on the soil of China. Can anyone explain why a Chinese citizen’s baby should be able to become an American citizen by being born on the soil here? It’s absolute insanity.” —Clay Travis

Tone-Deaf

“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. … Open the F**kin’ Strait, you crazy bast*rds, or you’ll be living in Hell — JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.” —Donald Trump on Easter

Friendly Fire

“I don’t understand how ‘Christian’ and ‘Bible’ go together [with] ‘Democratic Party.’ What I’ve seen over these last four years is nothing that I’ve ever seen before, nothing that I ever thought would happen before. … I’m just a firm believer, and I’m just very blunt about it: I’m not a co-signer of crazy. I’m not going to do it.” —Michigan State Rep. Karen Whitsett on giving up her seat

Cabinet Shake-Up

“[Attorney General Pam] Bondi should have been fired the day after the Epstein binder fiasco, which was one of the dumbest, most gratuitous and wholly unnecessary stunts I’ve ever seen in politics. I’m glad she’s gone now. We need someone who will actually do things. Not pretend to do things.” —Matt Walsh

For the Record

“PolitiFact was demoralized by the idea that Donald Trump was re-elected in 2024, but that doesn’t mean they’ve stopped rigging their ‘fact checking’ apparatus against the Republicans. What’s truly amazing about the first quarter of 2026 is that the number of occasions they have rated Democrats as ‘Mostly False’ or worse is at zero.” —Tim Graham

And Last…

“We know psychopathic predators like yourself do not care what is true or false and normal evidentiary logic has no effect on you. You’re the kind of person who sees coded messages in the number ‘33’ but then ignores evidence like DNA on a rifle or Tyler Robinson’s own family members turning him in. … We gave up the possibility of any good faith conversation with you months ago. It’s like trying to reason with a maniac brandishing a knife and screaming at people on the subway. You’re the same thing.” —"The Charlie Kirk Show" producer Blake Neff shutting down Candace Owens