Just when you think you’ve seen it all comes this headline from Government Executive: “EPA Employees Told to Stop Pooping in the Hallway.” GE reports, “Environmental Protection Agency workers have done some odd things recently. Contractors built secret man caves in an EPA warehouse, an employee pretended to work for the CIA to get unlimited vacations and one worker even spent most of his time on the clock looking at pornography. It appears, however, that a regional office has reached a new low: Management for Region 8 in Denver, Colo., wrote an email earlier this year to all staff in the area pleading with them to stop inappropriate bathroom behavior, including defecating in the hallway.” It appears that, for at least one employee, there’s one environment not worth protecting. Might we be so bold as to suggest this helpful instructional video on “How to poop at work.”