Sen. Harry Reid’s such a swell kinda guy. No, really, have you seen his face? The soon-to-be-but-not-soon-enough Senate minority leader was forced to undergo eye surgeries (and there’s likely more to come) after an “exercise accident” (whatever that means) at his Nevada residence — but, alas, that’s another topic. Reid’s been a black eye on the Senate since 1987, and his animosity has taken on a more personal tone as he comes nearer to partying it up at a brothel retiring. This week, the newest victim of his antagonistic theatrics was Sen. John McCain. According to Reid, “It wasn’t long ago he came to me on the Senate floor, and he said, ‘What you just did, I’m going to come to the floor and kick the s— out of you.’” Yes, the man with absolutely zero manners who exploits anything and every for political capital regardless of the costs is crying foul over another lawmaker’s temper tantrum that, even worse, he believes is entirely unwarranted. McCain may not have given Reid a black eye, but we can’t say Reid wouldn’t deserve it if he had.