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The Supreme Court ruled President Obama can't make recess appointments while the U.S. Senate is still in session. As the head of the executive branch, it's now President Obama's duty to enforce the ruling against President Obama. You'd have better luck ordering him to putt out.
The White House refused to take sides in Iraq's civil war Thursday as government troops fell back again. The next day the advance on Baghdad miraculously halted. It turns out all those abandoned U.S. military vehicles used by al-Qaeda rebels were made by General Motors.
Obama slipped his press detail for the second straight day Wednesday and he went to his favorite burger joint. This restaurant may have the world's best security now. That's because the president traded them five Secret Service agents for a full bag of cheese fries.
Susan Rice went on the Sunday talk shows to defend the administration for trading five Taliban leaders for a soldier who went AWOL. This time she covered her tracks. Susan Rice declared that Bergdahl served with honor and distinction, but she didn't say for which side.
Obama held a meeting on sports concussions with young athletes and parents in the White House East Room. He wants to do everything he can to protect young people from life-threatening injuries. He's putting them on the waiting list to be seen by the VA.
The White House released the CIA station chief's name on Obama's flight to Afghanistan. A reporter saw it and tipped off the president. It was the first time the president could say that he learned of a White House scandal from the press with any zeal and credibility.
Nancy Pelosi put five Democrats on the House committee looking into the Benghazi attack. They want to know where Obama and Hillary were that night during the consulate attack. They already asked Joe Biden where he was between nine and twelve, and he replied the third grade.
Barack Obama was interrupted by a car alarm at a Bel-Air mansion fundraiser while he was denouncing income inequality. It was embarrassing. You'd think if the Democrats really believed in ending income inequality they'd turn off the alarms and let the thieves have the cars.
Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling was reported suffering from prostate cancer on top of his public disgrace. He had a bad week. He got banned from the NBA for life for saying something really stupid, which makes everybody wonder why Joe Biden still has a job.
Joe Biden addressed the country of Ukraine in a pep talk. He told Ukrainians to stand firm, that they won't walk alone, and he urged them to walk knowing we are walking with them. This is usually the point in Joe's act when he notices that everyone is in a wheelchair.
Obama's tax return says his income fell a hundred fifty thousand dollars last year. He made three hundred grand less than the year before that. While other politicians just talk about economic decline under this administration, President Obama leads by example.
Kathleen Sebelius resigned as Health Secreatry Tuesday after she oversaw the disastrous Obamacare rollout. The administration wanted her to quit thinking she'd be blamed by the voters this fall. It explains why getting thrown under the bus is now covered by Obamacare.
Dave Letterman announced he will retire from his CBS talk show next year. He's enjoyed a million laughs and a workplace sex scandal. No one wants to say Dave had a lot of affairs with staffers but he's agreed to donate the couch in his office to the Clinton Presidential Library.
The U.S. Supreme Court voted Wednesday to eliminate the limits on campaign donations to multiple candidates and political groups. Reaction was swift. MSNBC called for revolution, Fox News reported the stock market surge, and at CNN they threw paper airplanes around the studio to re-create the flight pattern of the Malaysian airliner, followed by expert commentary.
The White House pastry chef quit saying Michelle won't let him cook with cream, butter, sugar or eggs. Last week the Secret Service caught three men jumping over the White House fence. They were presidential advisors who'd heard the Popsicle truck coming down the street.
Speaker John Boehner invited Pope Francis to address Congress in June. The pope got rid of his limousine, he turned down living in his palace for a one-bedroom apartment and he lives a life of celibacy. A member of the Kennedy family will be on hand to deliver the rebuttal.
President Obama this week appeared on an online comedy show hosted by Zack Galifianakis which is called Between Two Ferns. Celebrities love to get together to use each other. President Obama was there to plug his online comedy show which is called Obamacare.
Russian President Vladimir Putin has been nominated by a Russian world peace group as a candidate for this fall's Nobel Peace Prize awarded in Oslo. It could happen. Vladimir Putin's chances of winning are good because his strategy is to have all the other nominees killed.
The Washington Post ripped President Obama for making laws by executive orders without Congress. It's perfectly legal. Law professors say his executive orders are unconstitutional but it's not true, he just issued an executive order making them constitutional.
The Washington Post ripped President Obama for making laws by executive orders without Congress. It's perfectly legal. Law professors say his executive orders are unconstitutional but it's not true; he just issued an executive order making them constitutional.
