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Kathleen Sebelius resigned as Health Secreatry Tuesday after she oversaw the disastrous Obamacare rollout. The administration wanted her to quit thinking she’d be blamed by the voters this fall. It explains why getting thrown under the bus is now covered by Obamacare.
Kathleen Sebelius resigned as Health Secreatry Tuesday after she oversaw the disastrous Obamacare rollout. The administration wanted her to quit thinking she’d be blamed by the voters this fall. It explains why getting thrown under the bus is now covered by Obamacare.
White House former Health Secretary Kathleen Sebelius was reported planning to run for U.S. Senate this fall. She just resigned after managing the Obamacare rollout. She promised supporters to have her Senate campaign website up and running two months after the election.
Obama spoke on the fiftieth anniversary of the Civil Rights Act at the LBJ Library in Austin and vowed to battle against racism. The administration’s made great progress. If nothing else, Joe Biden has destroyed the myth of white supremacy once and for all.
The House voted to hold IRS official Lois Lerner in contempt of Congress. She e-mailed Tea Party tax data to House Democrats. The White House insists President Obama knew nothing about the IRS targeting conservatives; he was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi.
Hillary Clinton had to dodge a shoe thrown at her while she was speaking at a Las Vegas convention. The shoe was thrown at Hillary by a beautiful blonde sitting in the crowd. The blonde was taken outside by security where Bill Clinton wrestled her to the ground.
The Washington Post published a study on the brain saying that the Internet is changing the human brain because people no longer read in a linear way. It’s a sign of the times. The study says that Americans spend five hours online every day, and that’s just applying for Obamacare.
Obama signed an executive order to encourage salary equality for women last week. The administration can always point out that among twelve percent of Americans, men and women each receive the exact same pay. That’s the beauty of unemployment benefits.
Obama spoke at Al Sharpton’s National Alliance Network in New York and joked about the mystery over his birth certificate. It’s no joke to many. President Obama’s approval ratings are so low that people in Kenya are claiming he was born in the United States.
The White House revealed Obama’s income tax return on Monday which show the president’s income fell twenty-one percent last year, the third year in a row he’s made less money than the year before. You can’t make it up. Even Obama is doing lousy under Obama.
U.S. Airways apologized for tweeting a photo of a nude woman holding a toy airliner between her legs in a note to customers who are angry over a canceled flight. There’s been no sign of the airliner in two days. CNN just sent a search team to the gynecologist’s office.
Joe Biden will fly to Kiev next week to help calm down the tensions between Russia and Ukraine. His diplomatic skills are legendary. Last month Joe was sent to calm things down in South Korea and it’s the first time people from South Korea tried to sneak into North Korea.
Harvard Law School announced its spring courses include a new discussion class called Understanding Obama. The class will meet once a week. Not to be outdone, Barnum and Bailey’s Clown College in Sarasota announced it’s offering a course called Understanding Biden.
IRS chief John Koskinen hedged on enforcing a new rule that regulates Tea Party groups who seek tax-exempt status. The rule could backfire. If Republicans really want to get rid of Obamacare they should endorse it as a conservative nonprofit and allow the IRS to take it down.
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