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Years ago, Donald Trump had a clearer vision of the United Nations than he has today. Back then, Trump offered to buy the site and turn it into a 5-star hotel if we would simply give the vile organization the boot.
Many of the people who voted for Donald Trump seven months ago fully expected he would keep his campaign promise to move the U.S. embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. As you may have noticed, he hasn't carried through on that pledge, and this time he can't blame the obstructionists in Congress.
Fifty years ago, I was an advertising copywriter at what was widely regarded as the most creative ad agency in the world.
Because I have become such a fan of President Trump, it may have slipped your collective memory that I opposed his nomination. By the time he beat off all the other contenders, my reason for supporting him had more to do with his opponent, Mrs. Clinton, than it did with Trump.
In 1946, one of Hollywood's premiere character actors, the barrel-shaped, frog-voiced, Eugene Pallette, cut short his career because he was absolutely certain that the Soviet Union was about to start raining atomic bombs down on our cities.
I believe that a lot of people who voted for Donald Trump simply couldn't bear the thought of Hillary Clinton in the Oval Office and having to listen to that witch's voice of hers for the next four to eight years.
Unlike those nincompoops suffering from a terminal case of Trump Derangement Syndrome, who hate anything and everything that the President proposes, there's a lot about his proposed tax plan I like.
Well, apparently, we escaped the alleged perils of a government shutdown. In my more cynical moments, I find myself longing for more and longer ones.
One of the greatest cons ever perpetrated on the American public has been carried out through the collusion of academics working in concert with far too many employers.
There are still people who think the actors make up the dialogue in movies and on TV. I'm sure they know there are writers in the vicinity, but I suppose they figure writers only come up with the basic storyline and then get out of the way.
We have all grown up hearing people say, "It takes all kinds" as if that's a good thing. That sort of thinking inevitably led to the mess we find ourselves in today, where far too many people on college campuses, in the halls of Congress and in our daily lives, talk up the glories of multiculturalism and globalism.
It was only recently that I learned of a study conducted in 1999 by two psychologists at Cornell University, David Dunning and Justin Kruger, that sheds light on how it is that half the people in America are proud to call themselves Democrats.
For eight long years, I kept waiting for Barack Obama to do something right, something I could inscribe on the positive side of his ledger. But nothing he did either domestically or on the world stage impressed me. Quite the opposite, in fact.
Sadly, America currently being the open-air asylum it is, I wasn't too surprised that the left-wingers were quick to ridicule Mike and Karen Pence when they revealed some of the secrets to their long and happy marriage.
Something that puzzles me about the way the Democrats are going after President Trump is that they seem to believe that if they somehow drive him out of the White House, someone like Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren would be taking up residence.
Perhaps because my name is Prelutsky, I'm getting a little tired of all the Russian-baiting that the Democrats are currently engaged in. Understand, I'm no fan of Vladimir Putin, but the Russians haven't been killing us for the past four decades.
I thought the replacement bill that Paul Ryan cobbled together and that President Trump endorsed stunk, but if I'd been a House Republican I would have held my nose and voted for it. Politics is a blood sport and those who are afraid of contamination should best consider a career in the priesthood.
If you've watched even five minutes of Neil Gorsuch's confirmation hearings, you can understand how badly divided the country is today.
Those on the Left are always trying to pretend that the Founders, a bunch of tough guys who not only pledged their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor, to the cause of liberty, but took up muskets to fight for it, were a bunch of mushy-headed socialists who would have wept copious tears if they thought some lazy s.o.b. was going to sleep hungry.
Cassandra was a mythological prophetess who became world-renowned for being the bearer of bad news. But because even the daughter of Priam and Hecuba can't be expected to carry the entire load, the former 12-term congressman and perennial presidential candidate, Ron Paul, has stepped forward to lend a hand.
