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"If you're going to be stabbed to death, at least make it look like an accident."
"We've heard the outrage and we're taking steps to do what's right."
Department of Homeland Security: From now on, to be known as the Department of the Big, Beautiful Wall.
Refusing to face toward Mecca when you hear the call to prayer: You intolerant monster.
His prior boat apparently caught fire and exploded while going on a little outing through the southern Caribbean.
Trump has been occasionally posting in lowercase on social media, and his posts have been more coherent: This is not normal.
"We all know how much I love crime, but I've decided to temporarily reverse that stance."
"We're flipping the script," said UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer.
"It's an amazing move by Trump."
"This proposal is a false start, and the couple is now broken up."
The contest promises to be exciting, with oddsmakers giving Zohran Mamdani a fifty percent chance of dying.
Donald Trump voodoo doll: Sources said there was evidence of over 500 needle pokes.
"We must never forget this beautiful American logo," Trump said to cheers from his supporters.
Where so many had failed, President Trump succeeded. "Trump has done the impossible," said Nobel Committee member Freyre Bilke.
Other names were considered for the rebrand, like MS13, which the marketing department reportedly said could be problematic.
"We can't allow President Trump to alienate our dead voters like this," said Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi.
A wall dedicated to his many tweets: The highlight of which is a large printout of the infamous "covfefe" tweet.
"It's a great deal for every party involved," Trump told reporters when announcing the agreement.
"There's actually almost no crime when you look at it a certain way," said D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser.
The president is the most handsome fellow in the world and does not look anything like Winnie the Pooh.
