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The trend gained momentum after activists began posting videos under the hashtag #StandWithTheScum.
"I can't believe no one's ever tried this before," said local man Max Landerholm.
Everyone hates Meghan Markle here, too.
Many Democrats said they thought the ooze adequately reflected their values and political objectives.
"We are literally being murdered in the streets by this rule."
"I think the film was a great success, actually," Gore said. "For me, that is."
"We were all trying to figure out if someone else invited him. Then he started telling a passionate story about a lifeguard named Corn Pop."
Experts previously believed there were no lost tribes remaining anywhere in New York City, but they were wrong.
"Mr. Musk is rich and that makes him the only bad African American," Senator Bernie Sanders said.
"Because of Freddy, we are all getting to experience anew the awesomeness of America."
"I will be the hero Austin deserves, but not the one it needs right now."
"The change was long overdue," said local man Wagner Foscue. "Good-bye moose, hello swastika."
"We may not be prepared to declare a winner until August."
Many Americans across the country were reportedly infuriated with Trump over what may be his most drastic faux pas.
"A truly impressive victory for a candidate who didn't even run," said election official Francis Peabody.
Is this the beginning of California becoming a red state? It's too soon to tell, say experts.
"I'm grateful that we had a highly qualified staff that kept Joe occupied and cared for while I got all my work done as president."
Looks like California is going to remain blue for a while yet, but at least the voters have some legit reasons.
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"I just can't believe the president would be so irresponsible," Nancy Pelosi said.
