Humor: Entire Federal Workforce Replaced by One 16-Year-Old Chick-fil-A Worker
As a cost-saving measure, all 3,000,000 federal employees have been laid off. In their place, the government has hired a teenaged CFA employee named Devyn.
Germany’s ‘Slow-Motion Suicide’
Germany represents the powerhouse, traditionally, of the European economy, and even culture, and it’s starting to implode.
From Left to Liberation
After seeing the hypocrisy of progressive activism and the dangers of leftist-enforced conformity, Misha Petrov broke free.
What Happened to the Democrat Party?
They need to revisit what their overlords promised about cutting waste, fraud, and abuse.
The Government Stores Your Retirement Papers in a Mine…
Iron Mountain is apparently being used to process federal employee paperwork. Is that really necessary?
Try to Watch This Insane Clip the Whole Way Through. Few Will Make It.
A left-wing protest went wildly off the rails in truly horrifying ways.
Trump Should Cut the Department of Education
Hannah Frankman, founder of Renegade Educator and an advocate for alternative education, breaks down why America’s public school system fails.
Worcester Massachusetts Becomes Trans Sanctuary City
It is unclear what exactly a “transgender sanctuary” looks like in practice. However, quite a few people at a recent city council meeting were fired up about the topic.
PopCon #83: Tucker Carlson vs. Piers Morgan
Tucker Carlson and Piers Morgan have gone head-to-head in a debate, covering issues like the war in Ukraine to government censorship to woke culture and everything in between.
Republicans Are Very Happy
The Wall Street Journal seems shocked and horrified that Donald Trump supporters aren’t aware of the fact that Trump is in the process of dismantling the federal government.
‘Constitutional Crisis’
Democrats accuse Donald Trump of unconstitutional actions for wielding his authority over the executive branch, while federal judges steal executive power.
No More Transing the Military
President Trump and Secretary of Defense Hegseth announce an end to gender dysphoria capitulation in the military.
The Most Authoritarian British Government Since WWII
Lord Toby Young, founder of Free Speech Union, discusses Labour’s draconian free speech curtailments.
Driver Refused Her, Saying She’s Too Fat to Ride — Now She’s Suing
Is this a clear case of weight bias, or did the driver have valid concerns?
Humor: Elon and DOGE Decimating USAID
No, don’t cut millions for the Sex Changes for Polar Bears program!
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Tim Graham Hunter Biden’s Still Lying: ‘There Is No Laptop’
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