Mark Alexander / Jun. 11, 2021

Free Dope for a Dose, Man!

Maybe Biden should globalize the dope-a-dose vaccine incentive plan.

The Dope in Chief, ahead of his European “shame America” tour this week, announced he was bringing candy. Joe Biden says he is going to buy a HALF BILLION doses of Pfizer’s ChiCom Virus vaccine to give away to other countries.

He outlined his plan in Thursday’s G-7 leaders confab, declaring: “The United States is providing these half billion doses with no strings attached. No strings attached. Our vaccine donations don’t include pressure for favors, or potential concessions.”

The Beltway media echo chamber is so inbred that even The Washington Times headlined the news, “Biden to purchase 500M Pfizer shots” — as if Slow Joe himself was going to pay the at least $3.5 billion bill. Make no mistake, YOU are buying it for Joe to use as party favors, “no strings attached.”

But will the recipients take it?

Recall that in Biden’s (not ready for) primetime address in March, when launching his goal of 70% vaccinated by Independence Day, he declared: “We will issue guidance on what you can and cannot do when fully vaccinated. If we do all this, if we do our part, if we do this together, by July the 4th, there’s a good chance you, your families, and friends will be able to get together in your backyard or in your neighborhood and have a cookout and a barbecue and celebrate Independence Day. That doesn’t mean large events with lots of people together, but it does mean small groups will be able to get together.”

It was no small irony that Biden laughably used our nation’s July 4th Independence Day observance of the codification of American Liberty to let us know he will be letting us know what we “can and cannot do.” I’ll tell you where you can put that advice, Joe.

As it stands, only about half of American adults have elected to receive the vaccination. And in May, even Biden’s lead agency heads admitted their numbers were no better. When asked how many of their staff have been vaccinated, according to the non compos mentis grand wizard of the planet corona, Tony Fauci, “I’m not 100% sure, Senator, but I think it’s probably a little bit more than half; probably around 60%.”

Dr. Peter Marks, director of the Center for Biologics Evaluation and Research at FDA, said, “I can’t tell you the exact number, but it’s probably in the same range.” And Dr. Rochelle Walensky, director of the Centers for Disease Control, estimated something above 50%, adding, “We’re encouraging our employees to get vaccinated … but as you understand, the federal government is not requiring it, so we do not know.”

To jumpstart the rates of vaccinations, my colleague Robin Smith noted this week that states are offering bribes: “How do Biden and his state minions plan to increase these numbers? Incentives. He praised the state of Ohio for its ”Vax-A-Million“ lottery — get vaccinated and you could win one of five $1 million drawings. And then there is Anheuser-Busch’s ”Let’s Grab a Beer“ promo promising free beer – if America reaches Biden’s 70% mark of shots in the arms by July 4th, the King of Beers "will buy America’s next round” to celebrate. Other states and businesses are offering similar incentives as vaccination rates fall off.“

Enter the Demos in Washington state, who are implementing a ”joints for jabs“ plan authorizing their state’s 500 marijuana dispensaries to give away a free pre-rolled joint to those who get their shots at the dispensaries. They should call it the "dope-a-dose” plan. Vaccinations is dope dispensaries, what could go wrong, man!

I think Slow Joe should globalize that plan for his big vaccine giveaway, and appoint Hunter “True Dat N-gga” Biden as his dope-a-dose czar.

(Follow @MAlexander1776)

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