I believe we need to be careful in our criticism of Joe Biden after his first presidential debate. It was very cruel of CNN to make Joe stay up way beyond his bedtime to debate “The Donald.” We seniors need our beauty sleep.

Besides, we need to stop and reflect on all the things Joe has accomplished over the past three and a half years. On day one in the Oval Office, Joe single-handedly undid everything Trump had done to secure the southern border. That racist Trump was trying to stop the world’s huddled masses yearning to be free from coming into our nation like a flood.

Sure, we’ve got drugs flooding in, over 100,000 drug overdose deaths each year, deadly gangs from third-world prisons, and sex trafficking. But you have to break a few eggs to make an omelet!

Then Joe turned his attention to saving the planet by shutting down the production of energy so America can learn to go without, like other nations. It was a brilliant move. All the progressives said it was.

We now have less energy and more electric vehicles, Chinese-made solar panels, and windmills. It’s gotta work, right? Someday soon, California will show us how it’s done — if there’s anyone still there. (Last person to leave, please turn off the lights!)

Let’s look at foreign policy, Joe’s expertise. He calmed down all the turmoil on the world stage that Trump created. Trump didn’t start any wars. Who does that? Joe masterfully extracted us from the war in Afghanistan by — this is great — retreating from the country in the dead of night. It was such a masterful plan that even our allies didn’t know it was happening.

Because of that, for months Russian dictator Vladimir Putin built up forces on the Ukraine border and then, to the shock of everyone, invaded. Sure, Joe said a “minor incursion” would probably be okay, but wow — who knew Putin would go full invasion? The Iranian ayatollahs took advantage of the situation in Ukraine to launch proxies to attack Israel.

Back here at home, Joe is all in on the gay agenda. I mean, all in! We went from Gay Pride Day to Gay Pride Month to Gay Pride Throughout the Year. And “transgender rights” have become the flavor of every month. Let’s cut up those little kids and make boys girls and girls boys, whether the parents want it or not. Who are they to stand in the way of their children’s future?

Wow! I mean, it’s awesome all that Joe has done for us. America has always been blessed. People on welfare here live better than over 80% of the world’s population. We have too many choices vis-à-vis food, travel, cars, clothes, and homes. That’s not right! So, Joe fixed it. Now we have a level playing field. Young people live in their parents’ basements, houses are unaffordable, and rent is skyrocketing, as are costs for new cars, food, utilities, insurance, and more.

Thank you, Joe, for doing what we would not do ourselves: make America like every other third-world nation. Who did Americans think we were? So, this November, remember to vote for Joe so he can finish the job and make America last!

Something to weep about!
Semper Fidelis