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The Babylon Bee / February 3, 2025

10 Biblical Disasters That Were Probably Caused by DEI

The wonton destruction of forced diversity goes back millennia.

The Babylon Bee / January 30, 2025

10 Tips for Illegals to Avoid ICE

Resist the urge to lead an armed gang to forcibly take over an apartment complex.

The Babylon Bee / January 29, 2025

10 Ways Deporting Illegal Immigrants Will Devastate the U.S.

The threat of Selena Gomez making more crying TikTok videos will increase exponentially.

The Babylon Bee / January 24, 2025

Liberals Briefly Pause Chanting ‘Death to Israel’ to Call Elon Musk a Nazi

“Elon Musk is a total Nazi!” Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib shouted to the media.

The Babylon Bee / January 13, 2025

10 Things That Caused the California Wildfires

Lack of diversity, capitalism, plastic straws, racism…

The Babylon Bee / January 10, 2025

Newsom Assures Wildfire Victims He Is Diverting Millions of Dollars to Emergency DEI Initiatives

“The important thing is that we remain focused on the primary goal — ensuring our government agencies and services are fully diverse and inclusive.”

The Babylon Bee / January 8, 2025

Guy Who Said Facebook Was Not Suppressing Free Speech Announces Facebook Will Stop Suppressing Free Speech

“This is a major shift toward no longer doing the things I said we weren’t doing.”

The Babylon Bee / December 23, 2024

‘Elon Is Controlling Trump!’ Complain People Controlling Biden

“Something has to be done to stop this,” said Alex Soros. “But only for presidents we don’t like.”

The Babylon Bee / December 16, 2024

Ray Epps Announces Resignation From FBI

“Without Epps, America would be a downright peaceful place. We owe him a debt of gratitude.”

The Babylon Bee / November 6, 2024

America Unburdens Itself From What Has Been

“Kamala was a huge burden, but now it’s time for us to be unburdened, more unburdened than ever before.”

The Babylon Bee / November 4, 2024

In Disgusting Call for Violence, Trump Says Politicians Should Stop Sending Kids Off to War

“Trump’s call for world peace was tantamount to calling for executions by firing squad.”

The Babylon Bee / September 30, 2024

Kamala Announces Construction of ‘Murderers Only’ Express Lane at Southern Border

“There are getting to be so many murderers, it’s just clogging up the system.”

The Babylon Bee / September 26, 2024

‘Trump Will Start World War III,’ Says Party Autographing Bombs to Be Launched at Russia

“Donald Trump is going to wipe out our very existence with his endless wars,” said Governor Josh Shapiro as he signed a cluster bomb.

The Babylon Bee / September 17, 2024

Kamala Safe and in Stable Condition After Attempted Interview

The Secret Service has advised the Harris campaign that it would be best to avoid all public appearances from now through election day.

The Babylon Bee / September 16, 2024

Media Assures Americans the Real Threat Is the Side That Keeps Getting Shot At

“Every time you see another attempt to kill a Republican, remember that Democrats are the party of peace and tolerance.”

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