Appearing on the Rachel Ray Show Monday, Joe Biden explained why Americans should “get in the queue” and enroll in ObamaCare: “I think everyone is going to be surprised and pleased at how this has turned out,” he predicted. Of course, Democrats have been saying this for what seems like ages now; the only part they’ve gotten partially right is how surprising the rollout truly has been – surprisingly disastrous, that is, though even that state of bewilderment is limited to those duped by this behemoth entitlement. Conservative proponents of free enterprise and limited government could see this man-made disaster coming from far, far away. Biden also revealed the inner secrets of his beauty preparation: a daily dose of a men’s Clinique formula with SPF 20. Heck, good ole’ Joe puts his foot in his mouth a lot; at the very least he wants to look good doing it. Who knows, he may have even found a way to get this covered under ObamaCare, too.