Nancy Pelosi has long been a few French fries short of a Happy Meal, but the “mission accomplished” announcement on ObamaCare evoked more bizarre claims. “[T]hose of us who fought for this knew what we believed in and really don’t think we needed any vindication,” she boasted. “We just had to protect it from those ideological anti-government people who didn’t want to see it succeed – for ideological, or political or whatever those reasons are.” Try constitutional reasons. She then had the gall once again to claim that the Founders would love what Democrats have done, saying ObamaCare has allowed “the American people [to have the] healthier lives that our Founders wanted for them, like a healthier life, liberty, the freedom to pursue their happiness.” Government mandated happiness wasn’t what they had in mind. Finally, she claimed that Democrats won’t run on ObamaCare, but they won’t run away from it either. “[W]hile we’re proud of the Affordable Care Act, we now pivot to job creation.” The two clearly don’t go together, so that will be some pivot.