From one consummate pathological liar to another: “Lifting up families like his own became the story of Bill Clinton’s life.” That was Barack Obama’s assessment of Bill Clinton before awarding him our nation’s highest civilian award, the Medal of Freedom. Of course Clinton is a serial sex offender and narcissist, even though like Obama, he was elected and re-elected by a majority of women voters. Our White House daily email invited us to send a message to Bill, on this, his 68th birthday. So we sent him a couple of appropriate quotes, and copied Barack and Hillary.

“Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive!” –Sir Walter Scott

“He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it a second and third time, till at length it becomes habitual; he tells lies without attending to it, and truths without the world’s believing him. This falsehood of the tongue leads to that of the heart, and in time depraves all its good dispositions.” –Thomas Jefferson