A few days ago, former NBA star Michael Jordan really slammed Barack Obama hard, calling him a “sh–ty golfer.” Obama couldn’t help but respond to this most serious of charges: “Mike and I, we know each other but I’ve never played golf with him. … Michael wasn’t very well informed about this. I think he might’ve just been trying to give Ahmad an extra ratings boost on his show.” And then he concluded, “But there is no doubt that Michael is a better golfer than I am. Of course if I was playing twice a day for the last 15 years, then that might not be the case.” You could almost hear the longing in Obama’s voice. We’d rather he played twice a day, too – it would mean less damage to our nation.