The BIG Lie: “If anybody tells you that raising the minimum wage wrecks your economy, you send them my way. We got the highest minimum wage in America, tied with Massachusetts; the best wage growth; the best job growth; the best GDP growth. We’ve been listed as the best place to do business and the best place to work. You send them to Washington. I’ll show you a good place to work.” —Washington Gov. Jay Inslee

Braying Jenny: “The Trump administration is a walking, talking, living, breathing threat to national security.” —Sen. Elizabeth Warren

Braying Jackass: “What I’d say to those Republican governors and attorneys general all over this country who are working overtime to try to suppress the vote for people of color, for young people, for poor people in general … is that they don’t have the guts to participate in a free and fair election. They should get the hell out of politics and get a new job.” —Sen. Bernie Sanders

Alpha Jackass: “History will not only judge Donald Trump harshly. It will judge Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan and all the other cowards who refused to stand up to this president and allowed the party of Lincoln to die.” —DNC Chairman Tom Perez

Non compos mentis: “[The Electoral College] is one of those bad compromises we made at day one in this country. There are many others we can think of and they are all connected, including the value of some people based on the color of their skin. There is a legacy and a series of consequences that have persisted and remain with us to this day.” —Beto O'Rourke

Who needs the Constitution, anyway? “Our next Supreme Court justices and everyone nominated to a federal bench should believe in a woman’s right to make her own decisions.” —Beto O'Rourke

Snowflakes: “These last two years and some months have certainly caused a lot of us to start speaking to an inanimate object called a television and to shout at that thing. It has caused a lot of us to go through individual and group therapy. It has caused a lot of us … to feel a bit of despair and depression and anxiety and fear.” —Sen. Kamala Harris

Village Idiots: “Joe Biden’s response that he never meant to make anyone uncomfortable and that he’ll listen and learn from anyone who says otherwise is exactly the leadership we need to build a culture where women are heard and are equal. … Just as we must believe women that decide to come forward, we cannot assume all women’s experiences are the same.” —Alyssa Milano, who led the witch hunt against Brett Kavanaugh

And last… “There is nothing we can ever give to the Democrats that will make them happy.” —Donald Trump