It seems that Joe Biden picked the most appropriate person to rise to the presidency when he’s done in the next few months. Given his own history of plagiarism, the same sin committed by Kamala Harris comes as no surprise and “qualifies” her to take his place.

Harris, who managed to attract somewhere in the neighborhood of 1% support during her own presidential bid, is not exactly winsome. That hasn’t stopped the media from attempting a makeover. In October, Elle magazine ran a hagiographic profile of Harris that began with a supposed anecdote from her childhood:

Senator Kamala Harris started her life’s work young. She laughs from her gut, the way you would with family, as she remembers being wheeled through an Oakland, California, civil rights march in a stroller with no straps with her parents and her uncle. At some point, she fell from the stroller (few safety regulations existed for children’s equipment back then), and the adults, caught up in the rapture of protest, just kept on marching. By the time they noticed little Kamala was gone and doubled back, she was understandably upset. “My mother tells the story about how I’m fussing,” Harris says, “and she’s like, ‘Baby, what do you want? What do you need?’ And I just looked at her and I said, ‘Fweedom.’”

So cute. And so deceitful. Aside from the laughable assertion that any Democrat advocates freedom (or “fweedom,” for that matter), a strikingly similar story has been told before:

I never will forget a moment in Birmingham when a white policeman accosted a little Negro girl, seven or eight years old, who was walking in a demonstration with her mother. “What do you want?” the policeman asked her gruffly, and the little girl looked him straight in the eye and answered, “Fee-dom.” She couldn’t even pronounce it, but she knew. It was beautiful!

Martin Luther King Jr. claimed that memory in a 1965 interview with Playboy magazine, another noted intellectual journal just like Elle. Let’s just say the stories are too similar to be believable.

Thus, not only did Kamala seemingly imitate Joe in plagiarism but also in self-serving autobiographical lies. (What is it with Democrats? They create oppressed identity groups and then make up stories out of whole cloth to better identify with or benefit from said group. Ask Elizabeth Warren.)

More recently, Harris claimed, “Our Kwanzaa celebrations are one of my favorite childhood memories.” We suppose that’s possible. A black radical and FBI tool named Ron Karenga had invented the fake holiday two years after Kamala was born. But it’s highly unlikely that her family was quickly on board celebrating it, given that Kwanzaa is a made-up celebration supposedly of African culture, while Kamala’s parents are Indian and Jamaican.

As Matt Walsh brutally concludes, “Kamala Harris is a pathological liar and mediocre political talent who slept her way to power, flunked out of the primaries after garnering close to zero support, and was given the VP nod thanks solely to her race and gender. Other than that, she’s an inspiration.”