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"Not being racist would be really hard, and we don't want to," said Democratic Representative Pete Aguilar.
"Who was he after that night, and for what reason? We may never know."
"My signature is even better than all those other signatures on it, believe me."
"The shooter didn't actually get that close, so should be no more than five minutes," said Senator Chuck Schumer.
These are just a few of the many incredible causes that the SPLC has proudly made possible.
"Some might say it's overkill, but we'll take it," said Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger.
The preschoolers looked on in admiration and slight confusion.
"There is no more credible firm in all of Minneapolis."
With perks like these, that hefty $30 million price tag seems like a real bargain.
"You must lovingly accept anyone into your country, even if they want very much to kill you."
"It is now the greatest strait of all time," Trump said in a post to Truth Social.
"This is not as many pervs as we're used to around here," said Congressional aide Tracy Johnson.
"I see the sign! 'Your throne awaits.' Hang in there, crew."
Veterans of Harris's 2024 campaign expressed interest in losing once more, but in a different way.
Thank you, Canada, for all you have done to make acronyms more inclusive.
The media appears to be all over the place on this one.
Several boxes labeled "Epstein Files": Someone must have been trying really hard to keep these from being found.
"The silly Americans, trying to play it off as some great success," chuckled Emmanuel Macron.
Administration insiders provided the following mock-up showcasing the exciting design for the new addition.
The president repeatedly coughed "WRONG" or "BULLCRAP" as the counsel argued in favor of birthright citizenship.
