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Taylor Swift Engagement Overturned as Referee Determines Travis Kelce's Knee Didn't Touch the Ground
"This proposal is a false start, and the couple is now broken up."
Mayorship of New York to Be Awarded to First Candidate Who Can Bench Press the Bar
The contest promises to be exciting, with oddsmakers giving Zohran Mamdani a fifty percent chance of dying.
10 Most Shocking Discoveries From the John Bolton FBI Raid
Donald Trump voodoo doll: Sources said there was evidence of over 500 needle pokes.
Trump Orders Smithsonian to Display Exhibit of Old Cracker Barrel Logo
"We must never forget this beautiful American logo," Trump said to cheers from his supporters.
Trump to Receive Nobel Prize for Getting Zelenskyy to Wear a Suit
Where so many had failed, President Trump succeeded. "Trump has done the impossible," said Nobel Committee member Freyre Bilke.
8 Possible Names for MSNBC's Exciting New Rebrand
Other names were considered for the rebrand, like MS13, which the marketing department reportedly said could be problematic.
Dems Say Mail-in Ballot Ban Will Place Undue Hardship on Dead Voters
"We can't allow President Trump to alienate our dead voters like this," said Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi.
11 New Artifacts Trump Ordered the Smithsonian to Display
A wall dedicated to his many tweets: The highlight of which is a large printout of the infamous "covfefe" tweet.
Trump Negotiates Russian Ceasefire by Giving Putin California
"It's a great deal for every party involved," Trump told reporters when announcing the agreement.
Democrat Mayors Report Violent Crime Down 40% Since They Redefined 'Violent' and 'Crime'
"There's actually almost no crime when you look at it a certain way," said D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser.
10 Undeniable Reasons Communist China Is Way Better Than America
The president is the most handsome fellow in the world and does not look anything like Winnie the Pooh.
Trump Vows to Drastically Reduce the Number of Criminals in Washington by Sending Congress Home
"They're a bad bunch, and we're going to fix the problem."
10 Things Trump Is Doing to Get the U.S. Out of Debt
By implementing this list of simple hacks, the U.S. will be out of the red in no time.
Trump Gerrymanders U.S. to Include Canada
The savvy political maneuver solves the trade deficit while also creating one supercountry that possesses the largest maple syrup reserve in the world.
Top 10 Quotes From Kamala's New Book
"A Moscow Mule is three parts ginger beer, one part lime juice, and the rest is vodka. If you don't taste the vodka, you're doing it wrong."
Fake Indian Endorses Real Indian
"As a pretend Indian, I am honored to endorse a for real one," Elizabeth Warren told reporters. "I completely and thoroughly offer my support to Zohran Mamdani."
Awkward: Obama, Hillary Hire Same Hitman to Kill Each Other
The two political figures were allegedly compelled to target each other as more information related to the Trump-Russia collusion hoax was declassified.
Kamala Announces She Will Step Away From Politics to Spend More Time With Vodka
"See vodka, it's like a drink. It comes in a bottle, and you pour it into a glass, and then you drink it."
Federal Judge Orders Sydney Sweeney to Gain 100 Pounds and Get One of Those Butch Haircuts
At publishing time, Judge Bauer issued an additional ruling requiring Sweeney to get a septum piercing and a face tattoo.
Obama Presidential Library Design Faces Criticism
The center sits on 19 acres, featuring a fruit and vegetable garden, an events facility, and a giant castle that holds the secrets to conquering the entire universe.