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In Powerful Act of Protest, Liberals Begin Adding Algae to Drinking Water
The trend gained momentum after activists began posting videos under the hashtag #StandWithTheScum.
New Yorkers Excited to See How Never-Before-Tried Government Called 'Socialism' Turns Out
"I can't believe no one's ever tried this before," said local man Max Landerholm.
Visitors From Europe Tell Us Their 13 Most Surprising Discoveries in America
Everyone hates Meghan Markle here, too.
Reflecting Pool Algae Surges Ahead of Kamala in 2028 Democrat Presidential Polls
Many Democrats said they thought the ooze adequately reflected their values and political objectives.
Obama Library Cruelly Disenfranchises Millions of Black Americans by Requiring Photo ID for Entry
"We are literally being murdered in the streets by this rule."
Al Gore Explains That While 'An Inconvenient Truth' Did Not Prove Accurate, It Did Make Him Incredibly Rich
"I think the film was a great success, actually," Gore said. "For me, that is."
Confused Biden Wanders Into G7 Summit
"We were all trying to figure out if someone else invited him. Then he started telling a passionate story about a lifeguard named Corn Pop."
JD Vance Makes Contact With Tribe of Illiterate, Feral Women
Experts previously believed there were no lost tribes remaining anywhere in New York City, but they were wrong.
Democrats Demand Reparations From African American
"Mr. Musk is rich and that makes him the only bad African American," Senator Bernie Sanders said.
U.S. Votes to Legally Adopt Freddy the German
"Because of Freddy, we are all getting to experience anew the awesomeness of America."
Elon Musk Confirms He Will Soon Have Enough Money to Become Batman
"I will be the hero Austin deserves, but not the one it needs right now."
LA Officials Warn It May Take Several Weeks to Tally Up Goals From World Cup Matches
"We may not be prepared to declare a winner until August."
Trump Repairs the Crack in the Liberty Bell
Many Americans across the country were reportedly infuriated with Trump over what may be his most drastic faux pas.
After Mail-in Ballots Tallied, Joe Biden Wins LA Mayor's Race With 81 Million Votes
"A truly impressive victory for a candidate who didn't even run," said election official Francis Peabody.
California Finishes Counting the Votes; Ronald Reagan Has Won the 1966 Governor's Race
Is this the beginning of California becoming a red state? It's too soon to tell, say experts.
Jill Biden Assures Nation Joe's Old Age Did Not Hamper Her Ability to Serve as President
"I'm grateful that we had a highly qualified staff that kept Joe occupied and cared for while I got all my work done as president."
Californians Give Us Their Top 9 Reasons for Still Voting Democrat
Looks like California is going to remain blue for a while yet, but at least the voters have some legit reasons.
10 Consequences of Harambe's Death
Our world has clearly never been the same. We miss you, Harambe.
Democrats Hopeful Average Texas Voter Wants to Ban Steak and Thinks God Is Gay
"We're really optimistic that the typical Texan will resonate with outlawing steak, going vegan, and believing in a six-gender deity."
Platner Smooths Things Over With Democrats by Covering Nazi Tattoo With Hammer & Sickle
"The important thing is growth," Platner told reporters, "and I think this new ink reflects my true character."