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Democrats Counter With STEAL Act to Ban Voter ID
"This legislation is vital to the survival of our party," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
9 Leading Candidates for Next Year's Super Bowl Halftime Show
It'll be electrifying to hear Dave Ramsey lecture everyone in attendance about how much they spent on their Super Bowl tickets.
U.S. Ski Team Awarded Gold Medal for Synchronized Screaming About Trump
They just barely beat out Iran to win the gold.
Support for ICE Skyrockets to 99% After Halftime Show
Following the halftime performance, ICE operations appear to now have almost complete support of the entire country.
Hunter Biden Launches HunterRx From Back of Van
"Drugs? I got 'em!" Biden stated proudly. "And remember, the first one's free!"
Suspicious: Voter ID Bill Defeated in Senate by Vote of 7 Million to 53
"Math isn't my strong suit, but I'm calculating that there were 6,999,953 more votes than there are Senators," said Republican Senator Ted Cruz.
Here Are 12 Fun Crimes You Can Get Away With if You Just Say 'We Are on Stolen Land'
Not paying your property taxes: You shouldn't be forced to pay property taxes if that property was stolen.
Roomful of Pedophiles Protests ICE Deporting Pedophiles
"We can't deport these people. They're just like us!" said one prominent celebrity pedophile.
Tim Walz Emerges From Den to Declare 6 More Weeks of Rioting and Fraud
"It's always rioting and fraud season, but the Governor-coming-out-of-the-den tradition is good family fun," said handler Marsha Billingsworth.
12 Most Insidious Secret Jewish Plots Revealed
Putting the New England Patriots back in the Super Bowl: There's only one way this can happen.
Want to Resist ICE? Here Are 12 Things You Can Do Today
ICE won't stand a chance if everyone joins together and follows the steps listed below.
Time to Move to a Red State? Know the Signs
If you've noticed any of the following things happening where you live, it's time to head for greener (redder?) pastures.
Walz Says He'll Do Anything to Keep Minnesota Residents Safe Except Cooperate With Federal Law Enforcement
"I'm open to any solution but that one."
Trump to Convert Entire City of Minneapolis Into Insane Asylum
"It's going to be a big, beautiful loony bin," said Trump of the new project.
Dems Warn ICE Crackdowns Will Make Illegal Immigrants Afraid to Vote
"I'm calling on our president to step in and do the right thing by no longer executing the law."
Trump Disguises Himself as Muslim Migrant So Europe Will Let Him Invade Greenland
Analysts say this could be the covert operation of the century.
ICE Protesters Reveal Next 9 Places They Will Attack
A random hospital ICU waiting room: People there are already uncomfortable, which is the goal of protest. It's an easy win.
Minnesota Changes Official State Bird to Screaming Lesbian
"It's much more of a natural fit," Governor Tim Walz said in a statement to reporters.
U.S. Offers to Trade Its Liberal Women for Iranian Women
"It's a deal that makes too much sense not to happen," Rubio said in a brief statement to reporters.
Five-Year-Old Brought in to Explain Difference Between Boys and Girls to Supreme Court
Justices Sonia Sotomayor and Ketanji Brown Jackson were seemingly astonished.