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10 Ways to Honor Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris may be gone, but you can still carry on his legacy.
Tucker Carlson Loses on 'Wheel of Fortune' After Guessing 'Israel' on Every Puzzle
"I'm going to donate my winnings to the Iranian government, by the way."
Man Bravely Resigns From Trump Administration at Great Cost of Doing Podcast Tour, Getting Book Deal
"It takes enormous courage to leave a government position for fame and money."
9 Clear Signs the Ayatollah Is Gay
He was caught last year snuggling with another mullah on the Jumbotron at a Coldplay concert.
'Jim Crow 2.0!' Shouts Chuck Schumer While Being Escorted Out of Costco for Not Having Membership Card
"This is how fascism starts!"
Iran Asks Democrats for Tips on Running Country With Dead Leader
Iranian officials reportedly called the Democratic Party's national headquarters directly to enquire for tips.
Markwayne Mullin Surges in Popularity After Vowing to Deport Liberal White Ladies
"For too long, our great nation has been under siege and oppressed by the scourge of liberal white women."
Iranian Regime Calls White House to Ask if They Can Have Biden Back
"You put him back in charge, and we promise to end our nuclear program. For real, this time."
Iran's 'Assembly of Experts' Forgets to Include Expert on Not Getting Blown Up
"There were experts in chemistry, mathematics, but no one well-versed in not dying."
Obama Confused to See Bombs Falling on Iran Instead of Pallets of Cash
"That's not what I'm used to," Obama said.
Here's How Major News Outlets Are Reporting the Death of the Ayatollah
NPR: Innocent Ayatollah Was The Greatest Civil Rights Icon Since George Floyd. Please Give Us Money.
Politician on Epstein List Grilled by Other Politicians on Epstein List
Questioning by various committee members would encompass whether Hillary Clinton could keep her mouth shut.
8 Most Horribly Divisive Statements From Trump's State of the Union
Our country stands more divided than ever in the wake of Trump's belligerent antagonism.
Congress Confused by State of Union From President Who Can Talk
"It just caught me off guard," said Sen. Tim Scott. "I haven't heard a State of the Union with intelligible language in many moons."
Gavin Newsom Wows Black Audience by Putting Some Hot Sauce in His Purple Drank
"I am not just trying to score points here," he insisted. "We're alike in so many ways."
Canada Now Officially an American Province
"We took you over and all we lost were a few teeth," announced President Trump. "This is so embarrassing for you."
New Yorkers Report Warmth of Collectivism Feels Strangely Like Crushing Tax Hike
"Oh yeah, the warmth often feels like that at first," explained Mayor Mamdani.
AOC Condemns Spain for Stealing Mexico's Language
"What's going to be next? Stealing the recipe for Tex-Mex chicken enchiladas?"
Trump Honors Hillary Clinton With New Federal Holiday 'Almost Presidents Day'
"The nation's eyes are upon all those who could have been president, if they hadn't been total losers," said a federal spokesperson.
ICE Leaves Minneapolis to Focus on American Cities
"Honestly, we had no real jurisdiction up there, since it's not part of the United States," Tom Homan said.