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Democrats Fear Iranian Love of Freedom Could Spread to America
"This desire for freedom and liberty could really destroy everything the Democratic Party has worked so hard for."
Protesters Protest for Higher Protesting Wage
"Protesting is hard. You have to make clever signs and chant and stuff."
Liberals Begin Chugging Everclear at 7 AM to Protest RFK's Warning Against Drinking at Breakfast
"Take that, you brain-wormed freak!"
8 Perfect New Jobs for Tim Walz
One of those wacky inflatable tube men at a car dealership: He's already doing the motions. Might as well get paid.
Maduro Now Polling as Most Popular Democrat
"I wish he were a little bit more to the left, but I'll take him," James Carville said on the air.
Awkward: Biden Forced to Pay Trump the $25 Million Bounty for Capturing Maduro
"This is a bunch of malarkey, Jack," Biden reportedly said after being told to pay Trump.
Trump Leads SEAL Team to Capture Rogue Dictator Gavin Newsom
"For too long, Greasy Gavin Newscum has run a corrupt totalitarian government."
Democrats Confused Why Venezuelans Cheering Downfall of Nice, Warm Collectivism
"They must not understand how good they've had it, being free of rugged individualism. The fools!"
Walz Announces $8 Billion Grant to Somali Company to Investigate Fraud
Democrats praised Walz for rising above politics to get to the bottom of the fraud case.
The Babylon Bee's Predictions for 2026
February 25 — Gavin Newsom secures trade deal with China for more hair gel.
Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained a Copy of Trump's New Year's Resolutions
Build a wall around New York City: To keep the riffraff from escaping into the U.S.
The Babylon Bee Announces Its 'Persons of the Year' Awards for 2025
Manliest Person of the Year: Justin Trudeau. When we think testosterone, we think Justin.
Check Out These Amazing Features on the New Trump-Class Battleship
Loudspeakers play YMCA to start every morning: The Village People promote a warrior spirit.
10 Clear Signs of Christian Persecution to Look for This Christmas
Your sister-in-law only brought gluten-free desserts to Christmas dinner: Has she no fear of the Lord?!
Texas Issues Annual Reminder Not to Shoot Santa
"We are once again asking all Texans to please put down your shotguns for just twelve hours," said Governor Greg Abbott.
7 Other Things Trump Is Naming After Himself
Washington, D.C. will now be Washington, D.T.: Nobody ever knows what the "D.C." stands for anyway.
Trump Eases Marijuana Restrictions After Reviewing Extensive Research by Dr. S. Dogg
"He's an expert, they tell me — and according to him, you can smoke the marijuana and feel great. Stay above the wicked and fly. You dig?"
Trump Imposes 25% Tariffs on All Incoming Christmas Presents From the North Pole
"We've been taken advantage of for far too long," Trump told reporters in the Oval Office.
Jasmine Crockett Hits Campaign Trail to Axe For Votes
"I ain't playin' baby girl, I runnin', which is why I be axing you fo yo votes," said the Rhodes graduate.