Silent Bob and the Anti-Christ
While watching the latest entertainment video bites showcasing the newest antics of Kevin Smith, as he hits the streets to pimp his latest Leftist political hit piece… I mean film; I am struck by how Kevin is perfectly cast as the overweight, spoiled, over indulgent, uber rich, Leftist film maker. Of course it’s not hard to be overweight and opulently oval when George Soros is paying the tab for the buffet.
But, I digress.
In his attempt to follow in the footsteps of his karmic Marxist master, Michael Moore, Kevin has completed his latest masterpiece of Left wing, cinematic debauchery, Red State. In this self-righteous, amateurish attempt to surpass Fahrenheit 9/11 and Bowling for Columbine, as the bright and shining hammer and sickle on the hill of Radical Leftist propaganda pieces, Red State pulls out all the stops to vilify, mock, defame and degrade the beliefs and faith of Christians in America.
Red State is nothing more than a puffed out hit piece that is worthy of Michael Moore’s best efforts at lies, distortion and, at it’s most basic element, an out and out assault on the religion Liberals love to hate. Red State raises the ante on Mr. Moore’s catalog of Progressive drivel, which molds Hollywood’s twisted view of what is right about America into a grotesque caricature of what Kevin Smith sees, is wrong with America.
In the calorie overloaded world of Mr. Smith, anyone who believes in God is a prisoner of their own prejudiced fear, or worse yet, a liar, who is manipulating the legions of fools, who still bitterly cling to their guns and Bibles. Well, at least most of us fools can fit our butts into an Southwest Airlines seat.
And quite naturally, this purulent attack on Christianity is met with wide scale applause and praise from Sundance to Malibu, as the Left revels in the ‘Truth’ Kevin is selling about those evil, racist, Tea Bagging Christians. Ah, but let us savor the hypocrisy of the Left. If Kevin or anyone else in Hollywood exercised their First Amendment rights and dared to make a film exposing the ‘Truth’ about Islam, they would be crucified on the corner of Hollywood and Vine.
Crucified, indeed.
To raise capital for his campaign against the Conservative moral corruption of America, Kevin is auctioning off his hoard of comic books and pornography, as well as cutting back on his bulk purchasing of Twinkies and Skittles. Kevin has also taken his one man show on the road to promote Red State and educate the great unwashed masses of the dogma that is destroying the minds of America’s youth.
In preparation for the production of his next great opus for the American fringe Left, Kevin is doubling down on his efforts and personal bulk, as he furthers his crusade to debunk the myth that is God. Only a man of his genius, passion and girth could make the ultimate celluloid masterpiece on the evils of Christianity in America, starring Kevin, of course in the lead role, as Silent Bob and the Anti-Christ.