The Babylon Bee: Canadian Hockey Fans Boo Their Future National Anthem

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Humor / February 18, 2025

Canadian Hockey Fans Boo Their Future National Anthem

The loser nation then got absolutely smoked by their imminent conquerors.

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MONTREAL — Hockey fans of the soon-to-be 51st state of America booed when their future National Anthem was played Saturday night.

In a seemingly prophetic outcome, the loser nation currently known as “Canada” then got absolutely smoked by their imminent conquerors.

“Boo! We like being euthanized and losing at hockey! Boo!” cried the Canadian fans. “We don’t want to be a part of a country that actually wins Stanley Cups. Boo!”

The United States fans, for their part, found the booing rather adorable. “Aw, baby brother wants to fight,” chuckled the gathered U.S. fans. “Honestly, we don’t even know what hockey is in America, we just like beating Canada at the thing they care about most. It will be one final, delicious humiliation of Canada before we invade.”

At publishing time, the American team had destroyed the Canadians so thoroughly that all of Canada begged Trump to just send the tanks and get it over with.

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