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The Babylon Bee / February 3, 2026

Tim Walz Emerges From Den to Declare 6 More Weeks of Rioting and Fraud

“It’s always rioting and fraud season, but the Governor-coming-out-of-the-den tradition is good family fun,” said handler Marsha Billingsworth.

The Babylon Bee / January 30, 2026

12 Most Insidious Secret Jewish Plots Revealed

Putting the New England Patriots back in the Super Bowl: There’s only one way this can happen.

The Babylon Bee / January 29, 2026

Want to Resist ICE? Here Are 12 Things You Can Do Today

ICE won’t stand a chance if everyone joins together and follows the steps listed below.

The Babylon Bee / January 28, 2026

Time to Move to a Red State? Know the Signs

If you’ve noticed any of the following things happening where you live, it’s time to head for greener (redder?) pastures.

The Babylon Bee / January 23, 2026

Trump to Convert Entire City of Minneapolis Into Insane Asylum

“It’s going to be a big, beautiful loony bin,” said Trump of the new project.

The Babylon Bee / January 22, 2026

Dems Warn ICE Crackdowns Will Make Illegal Immigrants Afraid to Vote

“I’m calling on our president to step in and do the right thing by no longer executing the law.”

The Babylon Bee / January 21, 2026

Trump Disguises Himself as Muslim Migrant So Europe Will Let Him Invade Greenland

Analysts say this could be the covert operation of the century.

The Babylon Bee / January 20, 2026

ICE Protesters Reveal Next 9 Places They Will Attack

A random hospital ICU waiting room: People there are already uncomfortable, which is the goal of protest. It’s an easy win.

The Babylon Bee / January 19, 2026

Minnesota Changes Official State Bird to Screaming Lesbian

“It’s much more of a natural fit,” Governor Tim Walz said in a statement to reporters.

The Babylon Bee / January 16, 2026

U.S. Offers to Trade Its Liberal Women for Iranian Women

“It’s a deal that makes too much sense not to happen,” Rubio said in a brief statement to reporters.

The Babylon Bee / January 15, 2026

Five-Year-Old Brought in to Explain Difference Between Boys and Girls to Supreme Court

Justices Sonia Sotomayor and Ketanji Brown Jackson were seemingly astonished.

The Babylon Bee / January 14, 2026

Democrats Fear Iranian Love of Freedom Could Spread to America

“This desire for freedom and liberty could really destroy everything the Democratic Party has worked so hard for.”

The Babylon Bee / January 13, 2026

Protesters Protest for Higher Protesting Wage

“Protesting is hard. You have to make clever signs and chant and stuff.”

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