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The Babylon Bee / November 20, 2024

Kamala Asks Biden to Stop Doing Trump Dance in Cabinet Meetings

Harris also asked Biden to refrain from wearing his “TRUMP 2024” baseball cap around the White House.

The Babylon Bee / November 19, 2024

9 Things RFK Jr. Plans to Do on Day One to Make America Healthy Again

After implementing these simple measures, America will be fit, trim, and healthy in no time.

The Babylon Bee / November 18, 2024

What’s Next? Here Are 10 Great Career Options for Kamala to Consider

Despite the landslide election loss, it’s clear that Kamala’s future is very bright.

The Babylon Bee / November 15, 2024

DOGE Identifies 535 Government Workers Who Haven’t Done Any Work for Years

This particular block of useless lumps drawing government paychecks was surprisingly easy to identify and expose.

The Babylon Bee / November 14, 2024

Biden Administration Declares Trump Cabinet Picks ‘Unqualified’

“Trump has beclowned himself with these appointments,” said Senator Elizabeth Warren, handing her makeup bag to Admiral Levine.

The Babylon Bee / November 13, 2024

Newsom Assures Californians They Will Be Safe From All the Trump Administration’s Prosperity, Safety, Lower Prices

“Trump’s message of peace, success, and security has no power here.”

The Babylon Bee / November 12, 2024

Jimmy Kimmel Ratings Soar After Debuting New Segment Where He Stands There All Sad and Cries Like a Wuss

“People absolutely love getting to watch Kimmel stand there like a sissy and bawl all over himself.”

The Babylon Bee / November 8, 2024

4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won in 2020 and Is Now Unable to Serve Third Term

“Yeah, he actually won a second term in 2020. Sorry about that,” said Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi.

The Babylon Bee / November 7, 2024

‘Don’t Despair,’ Kamala Tells Celebrating Nation

“Please, don’t — please — do not despair — I’m speaking!” Harris shouted above the celebratory crowd.

The Babylon Bee / November 5, 2024

Democrats Warn That if Trump Is Elected It Will Be the End of Bureaucracy as We Know It

“There is a high risk that he will completely overhaul our failed, inefficient mess of a government.”

The Babylon Bee / November 1, 2024

Are You Garbage? Know the Signs

We have consulted the experts to determine the clearest signs of whether or not someone is garbage.

The Babylon Bee / October 31, 2024

Trump Scores Coveted Endorsement From Hefty

The garbage vote is expected this year to be a major player in deciding every swing state.

The Babylon Bee / October 30, 2024

9 More Scary Facts About Guns

“Touching one instantly turns you into a Republican.”

The Babylon Bee / October 29, 2024

Progress: Trump Holds Most Ethnically Diverse, Pro-Israel Nazi Rally in History

“Embracing Jewish people in particular is a bold new frontier for Nazi meetings.”

The Babylon Bee / October 28, 2024

Trump Accused of Inappropriately Touching the Hearts of Millions of Americans

“I don’t know how anyone could vote for someone after such scurrilous accusations.”

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