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Humor / The Babylon Bee / July 24, 2024

‘Sorry, No Refunds,’ Says Hunter Biden to All the Foreign Governments That Sent Him Bribes

“Ugh, what am I going to do with this painting now?” the Supreme Leader of Iran said.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / July 22, 2024

Biden Wakes Up From Nap, Asks if He Missed Anything

“Anything happen while I was out? Nothing? Geez, you guys sure are quiet.”

Humor / The Babylon Bee / July 19, 2024

Revealed: Biden’s Nickname for Each Member of His Administration

Take a look and see how Biden really thinks about his inner circle.

Humor / Political Editors / July 17, 2024

In Brief: Biden vs. the Almighty

Satire: Biden says he will not allow elites like God Almighty to push him around.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / July 17, 2024

How CNN Reported 7 Famous Assassinations Throughout History

Thanks for all your hard work through the years, CNN!

Humor / The Babylon Bee / July 12, 2024

Media Who Refused to Report on Biden’s Decline Furious That Nobody Reported on Biden’s Decline

“Whose job was it to report about this?!” demanded CNN correspondent Jim Acosta.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / July 10, 2024

12 Most Horrifying Plans in Project 2025

Have you taken the time to learn what Project 2025 actually contains?

Humor / The Babylon Bee / July 8, 2024

Nancy Pelosi Says We Must Re-Elect Biden to See if He’s Senile

“A vote for Donald Trump is a vote to make Joe Biden’s level of dementia a permanent mystery.”

Humor / The Babylon Bee / July 5, 2024

Biden Campaign Unveils New Slogan ‘Only Senile Some of the Time’

“People don’t realize that he’s actually fairly lucid for about three to four hours each day.”

Humor / The Babylon Bee / July 3, 2024

Liberal Unsure Which Gender This Pride Flag Represents

“Which one is queer? Is that little white stripe for Palestine or for pansexuality?”

Humor / The Babylon Bee / July 1, 2024

Report: Next Presidential Debate to Be Held at TopGolf

Each candidate will have an opportunity to hit three drives before moving on the Angry Birds game.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / June 28, 2024

Biden Invents New Language on Live TV

The debate moderators appeared to struggle with Biden’s fantastic and efficient new language at first.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / June 26, 2024

Assange Plea Deal Includes Free Flight Home on a Boeing

The Department of Justice offered Edward Snowden a special plea deal with a free Boeing flight as well.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / June 21, 2024

White House Dispatches Cast of ‘Queer Eye’ to Negotiate Ceasefire With Hamas

The cast had not been heard from for over five days after they met up with Hamas leaders.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / June 19, 2024

White House Claims Terrible Economy Is Just a Deepfake

“I’m surprised you all got fooled so easily,” chuckled White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre.

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