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The Babylon Bee / February 7, 2025

Democrats Warn Trump’s Unelected Shadow Government Is Dismantling Their Unelected Shadow Government

“We are literally watching Democracy crumble before our very eyes,” said Senator Chuck Schumer.

The Babylon Bee / February 6, 2025

Trump Becomes First Fascist in History to Reduce Size of Government

“Only time will tell, but Trump must have something extremely nefarious up his sleeve.”

The Babylon Bee / February 5, 2025

Historic: Man Wins Argument With Woman

“We’ve never seen anything like this in recorded history.”

The Babylon Bee / February 4, 2025

Entire Federal Workforce Replaced by One 16-Year-Old Chick-Fil-A Employee

“If he can handle the lunch rush at Chick-Fil-A, doing the work of a million bureaucrats will be a cinch.”

The Babylon Bee / January 31, 2025

White House Reporters Mystified by Press Secretary Who Answers Questions

“There was something truly unsettling about being in there, asking questions, and getting straight answers.”

The Babylon Bee / January 28, 2025

Aw, Man: Columbia Student Just Graduated With DEI Degree

The outlook for people trained to root out neo-colonial white power structures has never been worse.

The Babylon Bee / January 27, 2025

10 Things Found by Trump’s Team When Cleaning Out The White House

They worked long hours following the inauguration, and you won’t believe what they found.

The Babylon Bee / January 23, 2025

Heroic Woman Proves Once and for All Why Only Men Should Be Pastors

After 70 years of attempting to make lady pastors a thing, progressive denominations across the globe admitted the experiment was over.

The Babylon Bee / January 22, 2025

10 Based Changes Coming to Education Under Trump

All answers for math test problems will be 45 or 47.

The Babylon Bee / January 21, 2025

Elderly Dementia Patient Cruelly Evicted From Home

The unsuspecting elderly man had been lured out of his house with a trail of ice cream sundaes that led to an awaiting helicopter.

The Babylon Bee / January 20, 2025

Senate Committee Sticks to Softball Questions for Shotgun-Toting Kristi Noem

Her fate now rests in a full vote on the Senate floor, where sources said Noem was expected to attend with her favorite AR-15.

The Babylon Bee / January 17, 2025

Here Are the 11 Best Moments of Biden’s Presidency

Remembering the golden years.

The Babylon Bee / January 16, 2025

Trump Announces First 10 Executive Orders

In lieu of the National Anthem, everyone must do the “YMCA” before any sporting event.

The Babylon Bee / January 15, 2025

Pete Hegseth Awarded Silver Star for Enduring Roomful of Hysterical Women

“Hearing live rounds whizzing by your head in combat is good preparation for dealing with feminist senators.”

The Babylon Bee / January 14, 2025

Jill Biden Prepares for Final Week as President

It will include a significant amount of time spent packing up Joe’s toys and clearing out the playroom.

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