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The Babylon Bee / April 24, 2026

10 Amazing Organizations Funded by the SPLC

These are just a few of the many incredible causes that the SPLC has proudly made possible.

The Babylon Bee / April 23, 2026

Too Far? Gerrymandered Virginia Congressional Map Includes California

“Some might say it’s overkill, but we’ll take it,” said Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger.

The Babylon Bee / April 22, 2026

Mamdani, Obama Treat Preschoolers to Reading of ‘The Communist Manifesto’

The preschoolers looked on in admiration and slight confusion.

The Babylon Bee / April 21, 2026

Omar Assures Public Her Finances Were Handled Honestly by ‘Quality Accouting Center’

“There is no more credible firm in all of Minneapolis.”

The Babylon Bee / April 20, 2026

9 Exciting Features Coming to Mamdani’s City-Run Grocery Store

With perks like these, that hefty $30 million price tag seems like a real bargain.

The Babylon Bee / April 16, 2026

Trump Officially Renames Strait of Hormuz the ‘Donald J. Trump Strait of America’

“It is now the greatest strait of all time,” Trump said in a post to Truth Social.

The Babylon Bee / April 15, 2026

With Swalwell Resigning, Just 534 Perverts Left in Congress

“This is not as many pervs as we’re used to around here,” said Congressional aide Tracy Johnson.

The Babylon Bee / April 14, 2026

In Dire Need of Toilet, Artemis Lands at Buc-ee’s

“I see the sign! ‘Your throne awaits.’ Hang in there, crew.”

The Babylon Bee / April 13, 2026

Kamala Harris ‘Thinking About’ Losing Again in 2028

Veterans of Harris’s 2024 campaign expressed interest in losing once more, but in a different way.

The Babylon Bee / April 10, 2026

Here’s What Each of the 73 Letters in Canada’s New LGBT Acronym Stands For

Thank you, Canada, for all you have done to make acronyms more inclusive.

The Babylon Bee / April 9, 2026

Who Won the War With Iran? 10 Different News Outlets Report

The media appears to be all over the place on this one.

The Babylon Bee / April 8, 2026

8 Shocking Things Artemis II Found on the Far Side of the Moon

Several boxes labeled “Epstein Files”: Someone must have been trying really hard to keep these from being found.

The Babylon Bee / April 7, 2026

France Questions How Rescue Mission Considered a Success When No One Surrendered to the Nazis

“The silly Americans, trying to play it off as some great success,” chuckled Emmanuel Macron.

The Babylon Bee / April 6, 2026

Sneak Peek: A Look at the Features of Trump’s White House Ballroom

Administration insiders provided the following mock-up showcasing the exciting design for the new addition.

The Babylon Bee / April 2, 2026

Trump Sneaks Onto Supreme Court Bench Cleverly Disguised as Justice Sotomayor

The president repeatedly coughed “WRONG” or “BULLCRAP” as the counsel argued in favor of birthright citizenship.

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