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The Babylon Bee / April 17, 2025

10 Reasons Women Make Better Astronauts Than Men

We hope this educational article will help you not underestimate female astronauts in the future.

The Babylon Bee / April 16, 2025

Gretchen Whitmer Sneaks Into White House Again

The burqa-clad visitor left the White House without speaking to reporters.

The Babylon Bee / April 15, 2025

7 Surprising Findings From Trump’s Physical

His blood type came back USA-positive.

The Babylon Bee / April 14, 2025

Democrats Worried Trump May Not Have China’s Best Interests at Heart

“Having a U.S. president who seems to be so preoccupied with doing what’s best for the U.S. is a dangerous precedent to set.”

The Babylon Bee / April 10, 2025

Here Are the Products Most Affected by Tariffs in Each Country

Not all products are affected equally.

The Babylon Bee / April 8, 2025

China Retaliates Against Tariffs By Putting Worse Fortunes Into Cookies

Trump remains committed to the tariffs no matter how belligerent the fortune cookie messages may become.

The Babylon Bee / April 7, 2025

10 Major Effects of Trump’s Tariffs

“The Galactic Trade Federation might send an army of battle droids to Earth.”

The Babylon Bee / April 4, 2025

Genius Trump Tricks Democrats Into Hating Taxes

“Taxes are fascism!” said several paid Democrat protestors outside the White House.

The Babylon Bee / April 3, 2025

Cory Booker Hosts 24-Hour PSA on the Dangers of Crystal Meth

“Anyone who sees or hears Senator Booker today will know that meth is not something to play with.”

The Babylon Bee / April 2, 2025

JD Vance Sweetens Deal by Offering Statue of Liberty to Greenland

The Greenlanders were reportedly impressed by the offer.

The Babylon Bee / March 31, 2025

Trump Leaves Presidency to Become Even More Powerful District Court Judge

“They seem to really be able to do anything they want.”

The Babylon Bee / March 28, 2025

9 Dangerous Weapons Being Confiscated by British Police

We feel much safer with these weapons off the streets.

The Babylon Bee / March 26, 2025

Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building as Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down

“This’ll show Musk who’s boss! Burn it to the ground!”

The Babylon Bee / March 25, 2025

‘Snow White’ Beaten at Box Office by Middle School Recorder Recital

“Congratulations to the Recorder Rascals of Rushville, you earned it.”

The Babylon Bee / March 24, 2025

7 Most Shocking Revelations From the JFK Files

“Fidel Castro fathered a son out of wedlock named Justin.”

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