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The Babylon Bee / June 19, 2024

White House Claims Terrible Economy Is Just a Deepfake

“I’m surprised you all got fooled so easily,” chuckled White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre.

The Babylon Bee / June 17, 2024

G7 Officially Changed to G6 After Biden Wanders Off Again

“Let’s just go down to six nations, guys… I’m so tired of fetching him.”

The Babylon Bee / June 14, 2024

As Russian Warships Threaten Florida Coast, Biden Responds Decisively to Ensure Safety of All Pride Murals

“We’ll make sure that they can’t take any of their malarkey against our Gaza Pride folx!”

The Babylon Bee / June 12, 2024

President Biden Says He Is Still Proud of His Son for Getting Away With Everything Else He Did

Such as drug possession, underage sex trafficking, and bribery.

The Babylon Bee / June 7, 2024

Aides Begin Putting Googly Eyes on Biden So He Looks Like He’s Paying Attention

The break-through came after intern Jeff Denny was reading the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes.

The Babylon Bee / June 5, 2024

Angry Fauci Demands Congressmen Address Him as ‘The Science’

“I demand you refer to me with the appropriate reverence.”

The Babylon Bee / June 3, 2024

12 Things That Are Illegal During Pride Month

There are now special laws to ensure every American citizen respects this holiest of state-enforced holidays!

The Babylon Bee / May 29, 2024

Biden Administration Stations Circus Clowns, Jugglers, Lion Tamers Outside Trump Trial

“Daddy, why is that clown talking?” one young boy was heard asking as Robert De Niro began speaking.

The Babylon Bee / May 24, 2024

Democrats Release Damning Photo of Justice Alito Reading the Constitution

“This is shameful behavior unbecoming of any Supreme Court judge,” argued Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer.

The Babylon Bee / May 20, 2024

Support for 19th Amendment Decreases Sharply

Multiple girl congressmen erupted into a shameful shouting match during a House Oversight Committee hearing.

The Babylon Bee / May 15, 2024

White House Installs Breathalyzer on Kamala Harris’s Microphone

The White House also confirmed they had started giving President Biden a microphone that doesn’t work at all.

The Babylon Bee / May 13, 2024

Bob Iger Insists Disney Stock Drop Not Caused by Failure of Latest Movie ‘Gay Black Pinocchio Protests for Palestine’

Disney executives vowed to not change anything they’re doing in any way whatsoever.

The Babylon Bee / May 10, 2024

Dead Worm Found in RFK Jr.’s Brain Already Polling Higher Than Biden in 11 States

The White House is scrambling to formulate a strategy to combat the dead worm.

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