10 Suspicious Names Still on Social Security Rolls
Elvis Presley, George Washington, Leeroy Jenkins, Obi-Wan Kenobi…
Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency is still in the process of combing through the records of the Social Security Administration in search of potential fraud, but several red flags have already arisen — one of them being suspicious names on the rolls.
Through well-established insider connections at DOGE, The Babylon Bee has confirmed that the following names were found to be on the Social Security rolls:
Elvis Presley: The King has been dead for nearly a half-century… or has he?
Volodymyr Zelenskyy: DOGE reportedly has yet to find a pie this guy doesn’t have a finger in.
Seymor Butts: Wait a minute… we’re not sure this is a real name.
George Washington: He was a great American hero, but we’re not sure he needs the Social Security check anymore.
Mitch McConnell: Considering he passed away in 2017, he should not be on the list.
Leeroy Jenkins: He never even existed.
John Lennon: Hogging the money from the surviving Beatles, just like the old days.
Barack Hussein Obama: This man isn’t even eligible as he wasn’t born in the United States and isn’t a real citizen.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Clarification is needed on whether Force ghosts can legally cash Social Security checks.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Everyone knows she died on January 6, 2021.
Who knows how long the people listed above — or fraudsters using their names — have been raking in taxpayer money?
From our friends at The Babylon Bee.
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