U.S. — While making media appearances to promote her new book, Jill Biden assured the nation that her husband’s old age did not in any way hamper her ability to serve as president.

Appearing on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” to talk about her highly anticipated book, A View from the East Wing, the former first lady was adamant that former President Joe Biden’s advanced age and significant decline in cognitive ability did not prevent her from carrying out her duties as leader of the free world.

“I was fully able to carry out all my duties as leader,” she said. “I know everyone was concerned that Joe’s decrepit age and the fact that he seemed to be near death at all times, but that fact is that I was not prevented from serving as president at any point during my four years in the Oval Office. I’m grateful that we had a highly qualified staff that kept Joe occupied and cared for while I got all my work done as president.”

Sources from the Biden White House confirmed that Joe’s declining health during the Biden years did not keep Jill from faithfully executing the office of President of the United States. “Jill remained hard at work as president at all times,” one insider said. “No matter how bad things got with Joe — and trust me, they got bad — Jill remained steadfast and committed to serving the country as president.”

At publishing time, Jill Biden had also confirmed that the fact that she had no medical training never prevented her from passing herself off as a medical doctor.

From our friends at The Babylon Bee.