“No one f***s with a Biden,” muttered Joe Biden recently. Apparently, though, the Bidens reserve the right to f*** with others. Even their baby daughters.

At issue is a recent filing by Hunter Biden, in which he asked a judge to forbid his estranged four-year-old daughter, Navy Joan Roberts, who was conceived out of wedlock with former stripper Lunden Roberts, from taking the Biden surname.

On December 27, the child’s 31-year-old mother asked Circuit Court Judge Holly Meyer to allow their daughter to take her dad’s famous last name. She said it would benefit their daughter because the surname is that of a U.S. president and is “now synonymous with being well educated, successful, financially acute and politically powerful.”

We suppose. While no one asked us, we think this innocent little girl would be far better off with a less notorious surname — a surname that’s not at once synonymous with graft, greed, sleaze, addiction, corruption, vanity, mendacity, and debauchery, among other traits. But who are we to judge?

Apparently, Hunter agrees with us — or at least that’s the excuse his lawyer used as he asked the judge to deny Roberts’s request, arguing that his client’s daughter should decide for herself once “the disparagement of the Biden name is not at its height.”

Here we’d suggest that anyone waiting for the Biden name to recover its former glory — such as it was — will be waiting an awful long time.

Sadly, all this is just the latest chapter in the sorry saga of the former Burisma board member and “the smartest guy” Joe Biden knows. When last we saw Hunter in action as a father, he was asking an Arkansas judge to recalculate downward his child support payments due to “a substantial material change” in his financial situation.

We can’t say we’re surprised, given that Hunter initially denied he was the little girl’s father. He’d met the girl’s mother, Lunden Roberts, while she was working at a strip club in DC, which was around the same time the always classy Biden was dating his older brother’s widow. It wasn’t until a DNA test taken in 2019 confirmed his paternity, after which an Arkansas judge ruled him to be the “biological and legal” father of the child.

Times are tough these days, though, especially with Bidenflation continuing to rear its ugly head. So we’re not unsympathetic to poor Hunter’s dire financial straits. After all, if he doesn’t have a spare $30,000 lying around to spend on sex-trafficked East European prostitutes, how on earth is he supposed to be able to provide for his own flesh and blood? Anyone seen the price tag of an American Girl doll these days?

Ultimately, Bidens are gonna Biden, and that’s exactly what they’ve done by continuing to utterly and disgracefully ignore their seventh grandchild.

Noting this and other Biden family transgressions, our Nate Jackson took the whole clan out back behind the gym for a much-deserved dressing down back in September:

It’s awfully difficult when writing some stories to balance grace and careful, analytical rebuke with the sometimes overwhelming desire to just hammer ‘em. We’re all human. We all sin and fall short of the glory of God. Scripture tells us that clearly, and we can see it manifestly all around us. But when we find yet more evidence that America’s First Family is little other than rejects from a Jerry Springer episode, we have to admit it makes our blood boil, especially given that Joe Biden won by being touted by far too many Americans as the moral superior of Donald Trump.

Clearly, the Biden family would like nothing more than for this little girl and her mom to just go away. Here’s hoping they do nothing of the sort, and that the Bidens ultimately atone for their disgraceful behavior.