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Mamdani, Obama Treat Preschoolers to Reading of 'The Communist Manifesto'
The preschoolers looked on in admiration and slight confusion.
Omar Assures Public Her Finances Were Handled Honestly by 'Quality Accouting Center'
"There is no more credible firm in all of Minneapolis."
9 Exciting Features Coming to Mamdani's City-Run Grocery Store
With perks like these, that hefty $30 million price tag seems like a real bargain.
Trump Officially Renames Strait of Hormuz the 'Donald J. Trump Strait of America'
"It is now the greatest strait of all time," Trump said in a post to Truth Social.
With Swalwell Resigning, Just 534 Perverts Left in Congress
"This is not as many pervs as we're used to around here," said Congressional aide Tracy Johnson.
In Dire Need of Toilet, Artemis Lands at Buc-ee's
"I see the sign! 'Your throne awaits.' Hang in there, crew."
Kamala Harris 'Thinking About' Losing Again in 2028
Veterans of Harris's 2024 campaign expressed interest in losing once more, but in a different way.
Here's What Each of the 73 Letters in Canada's New LGBT Acronym Stands For
Thank you, Canada, for all you have done to make acronyms more inclusive.
Who Won the War With Iran? 10 Different News Outlets Report
The media appears to be all over the place on this one.
8 Shocking Things Artemis II Found on the Far Side of the Moon
Several boxes labeled "Epstein Files": Someone must have been trying really hard to keep these from being found.
France Questions How Rescue Mission Considered a Success When No One Surrendered to the Nazis
"The silly Americans, trying to play it off as some great success," chuckled Emmanuel Macron.
Sneak Peek: A Look at the Features of Trump's White House Ballroom
Administration insiders provided the following mock-up showcasing the exciting design for the new addition.
Trump Sneaks Onto Supreme Court Bench Cleverly Disguised as Justice Sotomayor
The president repeatedly coughed "WRONG" or "BULLCRAP" as the counsel argued in favor of birthright citizenship.
KBJ: 'How Can a Law Be Unconstitutional if I Like It?'
"I mean, laws are just things we like that we want to make everybody do, right?"
11 Pickup Lines for Getting Chicks at a 'No Kings' Rally
"I love the way the wind blows through your pink and green hair."
49 States Enact Legislation Banning Immigrants From California
"We've got to do whatever it takes to keep the Californians out," said Texas Governor Greg Abbott.
Iran Denies Negotiating With Trump as All Its Leaders Are Dead
"It is not possible for our leadership to negotiate any end to hostilities because we have no leadership."
Mysterious Investor 'Pancy_Nelosi' Makes Millions on Oil Trade Minutes Before Trump's Iran Announcement
"It's almost as if that investor had some sort of insider knowledge."
Airport Wait Times Eliminated After TSA Checkpoints Taken Over by Chick-fil-A
"They even gave me extra packets of sauce. I hope they take over the DMV next."
8 Tips for Getting Through TSA Faster
Follow this list, and you'll only have to wait six hours before you make it to your gate.