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DNC 2024 Election Autopsy Just Joe Biden's Actual Autopsy
"Having candidates who are alive would be a major step in the right direction," said DNC chair Ken Martin.
Hunter Biden's Reputation in Ruins After Talking to Candace Owens
Biden reportedly asked his lawyer if his appearance with Owens was covered by his presidential pardon.
Massie Blames Defeat on Jews of Rural Kentucky
"I'm really proud of our team. We just couldn't overcome the Hasidic powers that control the farm towns of Appalachia."
New Polls Show Dead Heat Between 'Make Everything Worse' Candidate and 'Fix Everything' Candidate
"It's a tough call," said one voter. "I do wish things would get better, but sometimes you just want the whole world to burn."
The NY Times Reveals: 7 More Shocking Things Israel Has Trained Animals to Do
We hope this list wakes people up to the disturbing reality of what Israel is doing with poor, innocent animals.
Faux Pas: Trump Gifts President Xi With Pot of Honey From White House Beehive
"I thought he loved honey," Trump said. "The intel said he loved honey. Now he's mad, apparently."
Dems Accuse Spencer Pratt of Not Wanting to Destroy California
"Spencer Pratt wants to keep Los Angeles from burning to ash," says the narrator for a new series of ads. "Let's keep away from Spencer Pratt."
China Visit Off to Rough Start After Trump Demands to Negotiate Directly With General Tso
"I didn't come all this way to talk to you, Pooh Bear. It's the General or nothing."
Virginia Considering New Measure That Just Makes It Illegal for Republicans to Vote
"We're tackling the real issue," said Gov. Spanberger, "which is Republicans being allowed to vote at all."
10 Shocking Revelations From the Declassified UFO Files
What a remarkable collection of information tucked away in the UFO files.
Weird: Epstein Suicide Note Printed on Hillary Clinton's Personal Stationery
"It's the darndest thing," said FBI Agent Tom Halleck. "There's just no telling how Epstein could have gotten a hold of Ms. Clinton's stationery."
10 New Additions to Trump's Presidential Fitness Test
To prepare the nation's youth, the White House has released the following list of updated physical challenges.
Democrats Clarify Everyone Is a Nazi Except the Guy With Nazi Tattoo
Graham Platner's tattoo "is not a Nazi symbol at all," said a spokesperson. "It's a symbol of tolerance and love."
Tucker Carlson Denies Ever Hearing of This Tucker Carlson Fellow
"I don't even know what that means. Tucker Carlson? I've never even heard those two words together. What even is that?"
7 Devastating Effects of Ending Race-Based Gerrymandering
Looks like the Supreme Court really messed up on this one.
The Babylon Bee's Official Recap of All 11 World Wars
Hopefully, this will help fill in the gaps your lousy history education may have left.
In Blow to Democrats, SCOTUS Rules They Have to Stop Being Racist
"Not being racist would be really hard, and we don't want to," said Democratic Representative Pete Aguilar.
Trump Presents King Charles With Autographed Copy of Declaration of Independence
"My signature is even better than all those other signatures on it, believe me."
10 Amazing Organizations Funded by the SPLC
These are just a few of the many incredible causes that the SPLC has proudly made possible.
Too Far? Gerrymandered Virginia Congressional Map Includes California
"Some might say it's overkill, but we'll take it," said Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger.