WASHINGTON, D.C. — Washington Democrats condemned President Donald Trump this week for “violating the sanctity of the White House” by daring to host a professional MMA fight on the same hallowed grounds where Biden once welcomed topless trannies.

The UFC Freedom 250 event, featuring a fight between Ilia Topuria and Justin Gaethje, is scheduled for Sunday, June 14, but Democrats were hoping to derail the event by complaining loudly and saying, “Shame!” in an effort to make Trump feel guilty about not celebrating trans rights with a bunch of topless men pretending to be women.

Several Democratic politicians weighed in on the coming event.

“President Biden respected the American people when he paraded topless trans women on the South Lawn,” Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer said through tears. “But MMA is just disgraceful.”

“Groceries are higher than ever, and Trump wants to play with life-size action figures in his backyard!” Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said via Instagram. “He should be playing with life-size dolls like President Biden!”

“I just can’t believe the president would be so irresponsible to host MMA here,” Nancy Pelosi said as she placed a sizable bet on the fight. “Put me down for 10K on Zahabi.”

At publishing time, Trump responded to the criticism by arguing that the UFC fights would be the only way for topless men to be on the White House lawn from now on.

From our friends at The Babylon Bee.