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The Babylon Bee / March 5, 2026

Iran’s ‘Assembly of Experts’ Forgets to Include Expert on Not Getting Blown Up

“There were experts in chemistry, mathematics, but no one well-versed in not dying.”

The Babylon Bee / March 4, 2026

Obama Confused to See Bombs Falling on Iran Instead of Pallets of Cash

“That’s not what I’m used to,” Obama said.

The Babylon Bee / March 3, 2026

Here’s How Major News Outlets Are Reporting the Death of the Ayatollah

NPR: Innocent Ayatollah Was The Greatest Civil Rights Icon Since George Floyd. Please Give Us Money.

The Babylon Bee / February 27, 2026

Politician on Epstein List Grilled by Other Politicians on Epstein List

Questioning by various committee members would encompass whether Hillary Clinton could keep her mouth shut.

The Babylon Bee / February 26, 2026

8 Most Horribly Divisive Statements From Trump’s State of the Union

Our country stands more divided than ever in the wake of Trump’s belligerent antagonism.

The Babylon Bee / February 25, 2026

Congress Confused by State of Union From President Who Can Talk

“It just caught me off guard,” said Sen. Tim Scott. “I haven’t heard a State of the Union with intelligible language in many moons.”

The Babylon Bee / February 24, 2026

Gavin Newsom Wows Black Audience by Putting Some Hot Sauce in His Purple Drank

“I am not just trying to score points here,” he insisted. “We’re alike in so many ways.”

The Babylon Bee / February 23, 2026

Canada Now Officially an American Province

“We took you over and all we lost were a few teeth,” announced President Trump. “This is so embarrassing for you.”

The Babylon Bee / February 19, 2026

New Yorkers Report Warmth of Collectivism Feels Strangely Like Crushing Tax Hike

“Oh yeah, the warmth often feels like that at first,” explained Mayor Mamdani.

The Babylon Bee / February 18, 2026

AOC Condemns Spain for Stealing Mexico’s Language

“What’s going to be next? Stealing the recipe for Tex-Mex chicken enchiladas?”

The Babylon Bee / February 17, 2026

Trump Honors Hillary Clinton With New Federal Holiday ‘Almost Presidents Day’

“The nation’s eyes are upon all those who could have been president, if they hadn’t been total losers,” said a federal spokesperson.

The Babylon Bee / February 16, 2026

ICE Leaves Minneapolis to Focus on American Cities

“Honestly, we had no real jurisdiction up there, since it’s not part of the United States,” Tom Homan said.

The Babylon Bee / February 13, 2026

Democrats Counter With STEAL Act to Ban Voter ID

“This legislation is vital to the survival of our party,” said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.

The Babylon Bee / February 12, 2026

9 Leading Candidates for Next Year’s Super Bowl Halftime Show

It’ll be electrifying to hear Dave Ramsey lecture everyone in attendance about how much they spent on their Super Bowl tickets.

The Babylon Bee / February 11, 2026

U.S. Ski Team Awarded Gold Medal for Synchronized Screaming About Trump

They just barely beat out Iran to win the gold.

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