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Humor / The Babylon Bee / January 29, 2024

Trump Announces New ‘Trump on Trial’ NFT on Sale for $83.3 Million

The judge reportedly denied Trump’s generous offer to give E. Jean Carroll the NFT as payment in full.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / January 26, 2024

Texas Places Razor Wire Around The Alamo for Final Stand Against Biden

“Davy Crockett didn’t have razor wire, or a massive, heavily-armed citizenry. I like our chances.”

Humor / The Babylon Bee / January 22, 2024

DeSantis Says He Will Try Running Again When He’s a Senile 75-Year-Old

“My time has not yet come. I still have complete control of my mental and physical faculties.”

Humor / The Babylon Bee / January 19, 2024

World Economic Forum Concludes Event With Virgin Sacrifice to Weather Gods to Prevent Climate Change

“Praise be to Klaus Schwab and the deities who thirst for peasant blood.”

Humor / The Babylon Bee / January 17, 2024

After Lackluster Showing, Nikki Haley Orders Bombing of Iowa

Support by defense contractors for Haley’s presidential campaign has since quadrupled.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / January 12, 2024

History Made as United Airlines Reveals First All-Dachshund Flight Crew

The groundbreaking decision was made as part of a bold initiative to promote an unprecedented level of inclusion.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / January 5, 2024

Hillary Clinton Seen at Bass Pro Shops Buying New Sniper Rifle

Sources say her visit has nothing to do with the recent public release of Jeffrey Epstein court records.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / January 3, 2024

Claudine Gay Gives Tearful Resignation Speech Entitled ‘Gettysburg Address’

“It’s a tragedy to lose such a gifted writer and orator,” said one 4th-year student who attended the speech.

Humor / Publius / December 29, 2023

Readers’ Choice: Best of Cartoons & Memes for 2023

Behold, a few of the funniest items from our Memesters Union for the year.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / December 18, 2023

Capitol Janitors Deep Clean Senate Chamber With Flamethrowers

“Lysol isn’t going to cut it,” said head of janitorial services Donovan Miller. “Light it up, boys!”

Humor / The Babylon Bee / December 15, 2023

McConnell Dresses as Prostitute to Lure Hunter Into Closed-Door Hearing

GOP lawmakers believed it was only a matter of time before Hunter would be caught in their trap.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / December 13, 2023

Claudine Gay Responds to Plagiarism Accusations by Giving Inspiring ‘I Have a Dream’ Speech

School officials and journalists hailed the speech as a turning point in the tense situation.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / December 11, 2023

Ohtani Having Second Thoughts on Dodgers Signing After Meeting Hitting Coaches

“I’ve made a huge mistake,” said Ohtani through an interpreter.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / December 8, 2023

Babylon Bee Writers Stand in Solidarity With Our Fellow Fake News Writers Going on Strike at WaPo

The writers at WP work hard to bring us their daring and uproarious brand of comedy.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / December 6, 2023

Weird: Man Becomes More Conservative as He Regains Brain Function

Conservatives have sat dumbfounded as they found themselves nodding along with the Democrat.

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